@buttdrop.bsky.social
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i need to give someone head so i can tap their dick and go "is this thing on" and then bomb my set
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i need to give someone head so i can tap their dick and go "is this thing on" and then bomb my set
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REJOICE! My first blog post is up for @tryst.link
Read, laugh, share, don’t hold back 😘
tryst.link/blog/how-clo...
Read, laugh, share, don’t hold back 😘
tryst.link/blog/how-clo...
How Clowning Made Me a Better Pro-Domme
Rae de Rosa explains how their time in clown school informed their work as a pro-domme. How do red noses and rubber chickens relate to sex work? Read on!
tryst.link
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
REJOICE! My first blog post is up for @tryst.link
Read, laugh, share, don’t hold back 😘
tryst.link/blog/how-clo...
Read, laugh, share, don’t hold back 😘
tryst.link/blog/how-clo...
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i am a beautiful woman and anyone who tells you otherwise is my mother
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i am a beautiful woman and anyone who tells you otherwise is my mother
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you want to know how i got this bus card i flirted with a man that's who and if you think that's wrong then buddy i got news about the concept employment for you
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
you want to know how i got this bus card i flirted with a man that's who and if you think that's wrong then buddy i got news about the concept employment for you
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My 3yo was listening to Ross Douthat's podcast when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, did liberal feminist women ruin the workplace?" And when I told him, "it's debatable, but they certainly don't seem to be reading Rod Dreher's Substack," he started crying.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My 3yo was listening to Ross Douthat's podcast when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, did liberal feminist women ruin the workplace?" And when I told him, "it's debatable, but they certainly don't seem to be reading Rod Dreher's Substack," he started crying.
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November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.
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*me on my knees hearing the gun cock behind my head as i hold my hands behind my back*
aww are you guys gonna execute me doggy style?!
aww are you guys gonna execute me doggy style?!
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
*me on my knees hearing the gun cock behind my head as i hold my hands behind my back*
aww are you guys gonna execute me doggy style?!
aww are you guys gonna execute me doggy style?!
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the perfect date is you let me put stickers on it
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the perfect date is you let me put stickers on it
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as a bisexual loser i think the most important thing you can do for people like me is to give me lots of attention and let me be really annoying and say things like "can I tell you a story that might make you feel better" and it doesn't make you feel better??
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
as a bisexual loser i think the most important thing you can do for people like me is to give me lots of attention and let me be really annoying and say things like "can I tell you a story that might make you feel better" and it doesn't make you feel better??
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Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/
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Why can't humans and horses have the same healthcare like what am I too good to be taken out back and shot for shame for shame on us all
August 16, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Why can't humans and horses have the same healthcare like what am I too good to be taken out back and shot for shame for shame on us all
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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i like riding the bus please be sure if you see me on a bus to interrupt my magical moment of listening to music as i picture myself as the main character to tell me i should smile more
October 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i like riding the bus please be sure if you see me on a bus to interrupt my magical moment of listening to music as i picture myself as the main character to tell me i should smile more
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you have to understand i used to get bullied so much if you compliment me i will short circuit and go into flight mode first you must trick me into letting my guard down then compliment me it is the only way
October 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
you have to understand i used to get bullied so much if you compliment me i will short circuit and go into flight mode first you must trick me into letting my guard down then compliment me it is the only way
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an evil woman with money could fix me
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
an evil woman with money could fix me
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It's affected myself, and especially affected people and communities I care deeply about, more than I can summarize easily in a post.
I can tell you that I don't plan to be crossing the southern border anytime soon! And I can tell you that we are not immune to the influence of US politics either.
I can tell you that I don't plan to be crossing the southern border anytime soon! And I can tell you that we are not immune to the influence of US politics either.
September 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's affected myself, and especially affected people and communities I care deeply about, more than I can summarize easily in a post.
I can tell you that I don't plan to be crossing the southern border anytime soon! And I can tell you that we are not immune to the influence of US politics either.
I can tell you that I don't plan to be crossing the southern border anytime soon! And I can tell you that we are not immune to the influence of US politics either.
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I feel like the country is teetering on the edge of a wave of mass rightwing riots and violence
I think ducks are being gotten into a row
And then some shit is going to (attempt at least) go down
I think ducks are being gotten into a row
And then some shit is going to (attempt at least) go down
September 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I feel like the country is teetering on the edge of a wave of mass rightwing riots and violence
I think ducks are being gotten into a row
And then some shit is going to (attempt at least) go down
I think ducks are being gotten into a row
And then some shit is going to (attempt at least) go down
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Oh
My
Fucking
God
The mishmash of country lyric cacophony in my head rn is unparalleled
My
Fucking
God
The mishmash of country lyric cacophony in my head rn is unparalleled
June 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh
My
Fucking
God
The mishmash of country lyric cacophony in my head rn is unparalleled
My
Fucking
God
The mishmash of country lyric cacophony in my head rn is unparalleled
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Play with my hair before we go to bed?
May 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Play with my hair before we go to bed?
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Me, starting research on my second book today.
April 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me, starting research on my second book today.
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Paddle reveal 3 out of 5
Two shots for one of my personal favourites. Its shape reminds me of a vintage hand mirror...
What will it show you in yourself? 🪞🌹
Two shots for one of my personal favourites. Its shape reminds me of a vintage hand mirror...
What will it show you in yourself? 🪞🌹
March 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Paddle reveal 3 out of 5
Two shots for one of my personal favourites. Its shape reminds me of a vintage hand mirror...
What will it show you in yourself? 🪞🌹
Two shots for one of my personal favourites. Its shape reminds me of a vintage hand mirror...
What will it show you in yourself? 🪞🌹
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@rheohart.bsky.social IS really really wonderful. So true.
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@rheohart.bsky.social IS really really wonderful. So true.