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Mother, blinker, thinker
When a guy tells you all his exes want him dead, know that you will soon be added to that list
July 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My ex called me a narcissist bc I told him how mean and evil he was to me when we were together lol. Like sir I’m a codependent and ur the narcissist, get it right
July 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
he actually clarified everything today and we were just both too high to be having this conversation 🤦‍♀️
“Where do you see this going?”

“Let’s just have fun”

Sir, I will gouge my eyes out. I have had enough fun for ten lifetimes
July 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Where do you see this going?”

“Let’s just have fun”

Sir, I will gouge my eyes out. I have had enough fun for ten lifetimes
July 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Today was not reassuring 🫠
July 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Headline: Guy who is so nice really doesn’t like the idea of you getting fucked for money but okay with 100s of people fucking thou for free
July 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dating as a sworker strikes again 🙃
July 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My ex is texting me bc he knows I’m struggling 😔
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is just going to be screenshots of the guy I’m dating being nice to me from now on
July 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nice guy is being so nice I’ve mostly cried since I woke up bc of how nice he is to me and I didn’t realize guys could just be nice and like me at the same time
July 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Update: He has found out about the Coldplay couple
July 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He doesn’t even know about the Coldplay concert, he’s just spinning honky tonk hits
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Being alive is like wtf?
July 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🥺 we had our first sleepover and in the morning the first thing he said was “you’re so pretty when you wake up” 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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If I were a weird pervert I'd start my unsolicited DM with "So cranking hog or hogly cranking?"
I went to a fertility clinic that didn't provide porn for a semen analysis a few years back. So I had to make an account to download porn because they also blocked phone data. And some sad, lonely fuck dmed me a few days later to ask what I was watching. Man I'm here to crank hog, not make friends
July 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Lowkey miss the toxicity 🥲
Wow. Sleeping with someone who doesn’t actively hate you and make you feel bad about yourself is a game changer
July 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I like posting here bc none of my ex bfs can stalk me
July 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The bar is so low after being in toxic and abusive relationships. All a guy has to do is treat me like a person and I’m impressed.
July 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wow. Sleeping with someone who doesn’t actively hate you and make you feel bad about yourself is a game changer
July 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Told a guy he “really jostled my uterus” after sex bc I am a normal human girl
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me and this dude I’ve been hanging out with are so awkward together but in a cute way. It feels like having your first crush and you don’t know how to act
July 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Two of my coworkers checked in on me since my spiral last weekend and I’m feeling pretty loved 🙏🏼
July 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I (not purposefully) followed someone who cut me off and almost crashed into me and I feel like maybe they were scared. We ended up at the same destination (Walmart)
July 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM