Nice guy is being so nice I’ve mostly cried since I woke up bc of how nice he is to me and I didn’t realize guys could just be nice and like me at the same time

Update: He has found out about the Coldplay couple

He doesn’t even know about the Coldplay concert, he’s just spinning honky tonk hits

Me to myself after relapsing

These are the knees of a drunkard, Bella

Me: I don’t drink coffee bc it makes me feel crazy
Also me: yeah imma drink a bunch of alcohol before I go to work

Doorknob ass bitch

This is the second set of sheets I ruined and I don’t even understand how this happens