A Strange Signal - by Maurice Hopkins
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Writer, designer, gamer. The rest of the time I work. Also full-time weirdo.
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Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
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I guess I should post it all again here given this is likely to become the home base for future Signals. astrangesignal.com
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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It’s been cleansing not really interacting much with social media. Giving it up whole-cloth seems unlikely, but… I don’t miss posting all that much. This is my first post in… a while. Not sure when I’ll do it again.
May 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s been cleansing not really interacting much with social media. Giving it up whole-cloth seems unlikely, but… I don’t miss posting all that much. This is my first post in… a while. Not sure when I’ll do it again.
Drop knowledge on you, he will.
April 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Drop knowledge on you, he will.
Seen here: me in our kitchen.
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Seen here: me in our kitchen.
Because the world doesn’t make any goddamned sense anymore. Why the hell not?
April 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Because the world doesn’t make any goddamned sense anymore. Why the hell not?
Did I misspell an old racist’s name recently?
Yup. And they deserved it.
Yup. And they deserved it.
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Did I misspell an old racist’s name recently?
Yup. And they deserved it.
Yup. And they deserved it.
Because fuck Strom Thurmann.
April 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Because fuck Strom Thurmann.
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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
Sometimes you don’t get the heroes you want, but you get the right person for the moment. Keep it up, Cory.
April 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sometimes you don’t get the heroes you want, but you get the right person for the moment. Keep it up, Cory.
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In Barovia, trans rights are human rights
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March 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In Barovia, trans rights are human rights
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Yessssssss. First spring storm is here. Welcome, friend!
April 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yessssssss. First spring storm is here. Welcome, friend!
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Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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March 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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Intensely not fun facts. public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
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March 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Intensely not fun facts. public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
This book spits hot fire. All you spicy brains out there like me… worth it.
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This book spits hot fire. All you spicy brains out there like me… worth it.
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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