Etsy witch fanboy
@burnernhooch.bsky.social
On a digital odyssey to join every app before I die, apparently
@joey-incog.bsky.social Why is this guy basically an Indonesian version of
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@joey-incog.bsky.social Why is this guy basically an Indonesian version of
Imagine seeing VA voters elect a Dem who explicitly told a Republican he wanted to kill the Republican speaker & have said speaker's kids die, then thinking anyone gives a shit about a Dem artistically & perhaps financially supporting attractive women. Axios can get bent. This is the Dark Woke era.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Imagine seeing VA voters elect a Dem who explicitly told a Republican he wanted to kill the Republican speaker & have said speaker's kids die, then thinking anyone gives a shit about a Dem artistically & perhaps financially supporting attractive women. Axios can get bent. This is the Dark Woke era.
Wish I could get this map tattooed
the map is done for tonight
the Democrats have won Georgia 63-37
the Democrats have won Georgia 63-37
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wish I could get this map tattooed
The narrative that Clayton Kershaw was a playoff underperformer was untrue earlier in his career, then became true later on, but it was in that latter half when he really did underperform that he ended up with three rings. Wild, wild ride.
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The narrative that Clayton Kershaw was a playoff underperformer was untrue earlier in his career, then became true later on, but it was in that latter half when he really did underperform that he ended up with three rings. Wild, wild ride.
What an all-time flop finish by the Blue Jays holy shit
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
What an all-time flop finish by the Blue Jays holy shit
Few things in life are as deflating as DMing someone a witty caption followed by a picture, only for the picture upload to lag.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Few things in life are as deflating as DMing someone a witty caption followed by a picture, only for the picture upload to lag.
The position of the time length stamp here was unfortunate:
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The position of the time length stamp here was unfortunate:
But...the Etsy witches...😥
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
But...the Etsy witches...😥
Hey, we got a shout-out! Go vote and tell your friends, ya losers @joey-incog.bsky.social @dunnah.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvE...
I Need 1% of Georgia to Watch This Video
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hey, we got a shout-out! Go vote and tell your friends, ya losers @joey-incog.bsky.social @dunnah.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgvE...
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BREAKING: I have become the first person in recorded history to finish refueling my car and remove the nozzle without spilling a single drop. Please clap.
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BREAKING: I have become the first person in recorded history to finish refueling my car and remove the nozzle without spilling a single drop. Please clap.
Logged into a Gmail account I hadn't used in nearly a decade. Decided on a whim to check out my YouTube history from that account and found this video. Holy smokes this scathes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrC...
simpsons-funny scene-grad students.mp4
YouTube video by sadvyas
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Logged into a Gmail account I hadn't used in nearly a decade. Decided on a whim to check out my YouTube history from that account and found this video. Holy smokes this scathes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrC...
Why did 20% of people with no religion say yes
I guess the 18% of "Other religion" saying yes could be Muslims thinking he'll return as a prophet and Hindus/Buddhists thinking about a future reincarnation, but people who think there's no god and also think Jesus will return: ?????
I guess the 18% of "Other religion" saying yes could be Muslims thinking he'll return as a prophet and Hindus/Buddhists thinking about a future reincarnation, but people who think there's no god and also think Jesus will return: ?????
When asked if Jesus “will return to Earth someday,” more than half of all U.S. adults (55%), including three-quarters of Christians, said this will happen.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
September 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why did 20% of people with no religion say yes
I guess the 18% of "Other religion" saying yes could be Muslims thinking he'll return as a prophet and Hindus/Buddhists thinking about a future reincarnation, but people who think there's no god and also think Jesus will return: ?????
I guess the 18% of "Other religion" saying yes could be Muslims thinking he'll return as a prophet and Hindus/Buddhists thinking about a future reincarnation, but people who think there's no god and also think Jesus will return: ?????
Tournament idea: worst alumni from Big 10 schools
Michigan nominees
-Ted Kaczynski
-Dave Portnoy
Ohio State nominees
-Jeffrey Dahmer
-Jim Jordan
Penn State nominees
-Jerry Sandusky
-Rick Santorum
Michigan nominees
-Ted Kaczynski
-Dave Portnoy
Ohio State nominees
-Jeffrey Dahmer
-Jim Jordan
Penn State nominees
-Jerry Sandusky
-Rick Santorum
I hate that Portnoy went to Michigan. I can stomach the unabomber.
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tournament idea: worst alumni from Big 10 schools
Michigan nominees
-Ted Kaczynski
-Dave Portnoy
Ohio State nominees
-Jeffrey Dahmer
-Jim Jordan
Penn State nominees
-Jerry Sandusky
-Rick Santorum
Michigan nominees
-Ted Kaczynski
-Dave Portnoy
Ohio State nominees
-Jeffrey Dahmer
-Jim Jordan
Penn State nominees
-Jerry Sandusky
-Rick Santorum
The Braves never missed the playoffs when Biden was president.
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Braves never missed the playoffs when Biden was president.
Re-discovered this in my gallery while looking for an old photo:
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Re-discovered this in my gallery while looking for an old photo:
I literally just said "Oh my fucking GOD Margot Robbie looks good" out loud
a stuffed frog is laying in a red bowl of water .
ALT: a stuffed frog is laying in a red bowl of water .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I literally just said "Oh my fucking GOD Margot Robbie looks good" out loud
The only "prayer" I want to see:
"Please pray that Charlie Kirk's children, who are not their father, grow up to be the type of loving, honest, compassionate person their father was not, & that they rectify his sins, rehumanize the people he dehumanized, & heal the divide he spent his life driving"
"Please pray that Charlie Kirk's children, who are not their father, grow up to be the type of loving, honest, compassionate person their father was not, & that they rectify his sins, rehumanize the people he dehumanized, & heal the divide he spent his life driving"
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The only "prayer" I want to see:
"Please pray that Charlie Kirk's children, who are not their father, grow up to be the type of loving, honest, compassionate person their father was not, & that they rectify his sins, rehumanize the people he dehumanized, & heal the divide he spent his life driving"
"Please pray that Charlie Kirk's children, who are not their father, grow up to be the type of loving, honest, compassionate person their father was not, & that they rectify his sins, rehumanize the people he dehumanized, & heal the divide he spent his life driving"
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🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn’t exist.
Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!
Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!
September 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn’t exist.
Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!
Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!
Bublik should be required to personally refund every fan who bought a ticket to see this match.
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bublik should be required to personally refund every fan who bought a ticket to see this match.
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ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
August 27, 2023 at 3:19 PM
ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
If he's really dead already I'll finally post a pic of myself
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If he's really dead already I'll finally post a pic of myself
Feel like a STROOPWAFEL ICE CREAM SANDWICH must possess an illegal quantity of sugar.
August 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Feel like a STROOPWAFEL ICE CREAM SANDWICH must possess an illegal quantity of sugar.
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August 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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