Etsy witch fanboy
@burnernhooch.bsky.social
On a digital odyssey to join every app before I die, apparently
A lesser version of:
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A lesser version of:
The "low-info 2022 non-voters broke hard right" theory probably was partly true, but the more depressing and blackpilling possibility is that some 2022 voters who rejected Walker/Masters/Oz for Dems thought trump was an "idiot savant" a la Rainman while those Rs were just idiots.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The "low-info 2022 non-voters broke hard right" theory probably was partly true, but the more depressing and blackpilling possibility is that some 2022 voters who rejected Walker/Masters/Oz for Dems thought trump was an "idiot savant" a la Rainman while those Rs were just idiots.
I still wouldn't say he was fully vindicated. His final polls had Harris matching/close to Biden's 2020 numbers with Hispanic/young voters but falling well short with black voters. It was the opposite. Seems like his polls with Biden caught what ultimately happened but kept whiffing on black voters.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I still wouldn't say he was fully vindicated. His final polls had Harris matching/close to Biden's 2020 numbers with Hispanic/young voters but falling well short with black voters. It was the opposite. Seems like his polls with Biden caught what ultimately happened but kept whiffing on black voters.
Bits and pieces of it
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Bits and pieces of it
A quote forever immortalized in history, right up there with "Veni, vidi, vici," "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." 😤
Also, did you share any of our exchange in that filthy group chat 🙈
Also, did you share any of our exchange in that filthy group chat 🙈
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A quote forever immortalized in history, right up there with "Veni, vidi, vici," "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." 😤
Also, did you share any of our exchange in that filthy group chat 🙈
Also, did you share any of our exchange in that filthy group chat 🙈
The pee tape is in there
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The pee tape is in there
Tried to make your old ignored post rise again after three days, huh
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Tried to make your old ignored post rise again after three days, huh
Hey this looks familiar
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hey this looks familiar
Oh man, the amount of OF/porn accounts Jose Bautista must've followed 💀💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh man, the amount of OF/porn accounts Jose Bautista must've followed 💀💀💀
Also, I remember when Twitter had viral posts like "Why does Obama follow you" & a quote/ screenshot of an account that had pivoted to near/totally nude modeling. I know it was actually because the '08 campaign built a presence by following basically everyone on the app, but those tweets were great.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Also, I remember when Twitter had viral posts like "Why does Obama follow you" & a quote/ screenshot of an account that had pivoted to near/totally nude modeling. I know it was actually because the '08 campaign built a presence by following basically everyone on the app, but those tweets were great.
No, actually. ☹️ For stupid & complicated reasons, I didn't have my credit card with me today, and I'd already spent all my cash on groceries. I was driving back and saw it and on a whim thought "Hey, lemme drop by and see that place Missy visited."
It looked good, though! I'll go back first chance.
It looked good, though! I'll go back first chance.
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No, actually. ☹️ For stupid & complicated reasons, I didn't have my credit card with me today, and I'd already spent all my cash on groceries. I was driving back and saw it and on a whim thought "Hey, lemme drop by and see that place Missy visited."
It looked good, though! I'll go back first chance.
It looked good, though! I'll go back first chance.
Man. You know it's bleak when Jason Pierre-Paul could count the wins on one hand.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Man. You know it's bleak when Jason Pierre-Paul could count the wins on one hand.
Wait. The only three wins EVER against them were 1998 against rookie Manning, 2011 against Curtis Painter, and 2023 against Gardner Minshew???
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wait. The only three wins EVER against them were 1998 against rookie Manning, 2011 against Curtis Painter, and 2023 against Gardner Minshew???
I almost feel bad for him, because if he ever has moments of self-awareness & clarity, he must feel an intense haunting emptiness the likes of which no one should ever feel. But, well, no one forced him to respond how he did by supporting fascism & doing Holocaust 2.0 through starvation. So I don't.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I almost feel bad for him, because if he ever has moments of self-awareness & clarity, he must feel an intense haunting emptiness the likes of which no one should ever feel. But, well, no one forced him to respond how he did by supporting fascism & doing Holocaust 2.0 through starvation. So I don't.
You buy a share of stock in their winning.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You buy a share of stock in their winning.
OJ and Ray J will pay for their crimes of making this family famous
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
OJ and Ray J will pay for their crimes of making this family famous
So basically, I'm not sure, but I do know it has a history of idiosyncratic voting behavior.
Re: Miller County, both presidential candidates last year got fewer raw votes than 2020 despite statewide turnout increasing. Disproportionately Dem population loss, maybe?
Re: Miller County, both presidential candidates last year got fewer raw votes than 2020 despite statewide turnout increasing. Disproportionately Dem population loss, maybe?
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So basically, I'm not sure, but I do know it has a history of idiosyncratic voting behavior.
Re: Miller County, both presidential candidates last year got fewer raw votes than 2020 despite statewide turnout increasing. Disproportionately Dem population loss, maybe?
Re: Miller County, both presidential candidates last year got fewer raw votes than 2020 despite statewide turnout increasing. Disproportionately Dem population loss, maybe?
Webster County just does its own thing--flipped to McCain after going for Kerry, scared people in the 2021 Senate runoff because it was the first county to report & Dems underperformed November there (they improved literally everywhere else in the region). It also elected a court clerk named Crimes.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Webster County just does its own thing--flipped to McCain after going for Kerry, scared people in the 2021 Senate runoff because it was the first county to report & Dems underperformed November there (they improved literally everywhere else in the region). It also elected a court clerk named Crimes.
"Hi 'Missy', I'm the campaign manager for Beaufort Bentley, a Lexington small business owner who's running for governor. May we use your post and likeness in a campaign ad? Beaufort supports universal toilet paper, and we'd like to showcase fellow struggling South Carolinians to fuel our campaign-"
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Hi 'Missy', I'm the campaign manager for Beaufort Bentley, a Lexington small business owner who's running for governor. May we use your post and likeness in a campaign ad? Beaufort supports universal toilet paper, and we'd like to showcase fellow struggling South Carolinians to fuel our campaign-"
Did they clear 90% in Atlanta proper?
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Did they clear 90% in Atlanta proper?
Good. Keep the tariffs in place. I have zero faith in the voters of this country to remember anything for more than a few months. They need to constantly feel the pain until he's gone.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good. Keep the tariffs in place. I have zero faith in the voters of this country to remember anything for more than a few months. They need to constantly feel the pain until he's gone.