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Pete
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Husband. Dad. Harmonica player. Living on the East Side. Tottenham ‘til they kill me. Fan of The Beatles, OutKast, pizza, and beer. “Lover” is Taylor’s poppiest album. He/Him. Ordained Minister. Dude.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When I was a kid, my mother made me read, of which I am grateful. I chose Sherlock Holmes, and it started a love affair with Doyle’s greatest character.

And when I read a certain email today…
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sourdough
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#Caturday

Daniel Day~Mewis may lurk, swat me when I walk by, and try to trip me when I walk down the steps, but can any cat resist scratch????
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
He and Henry Kissinger are vying for Chief Stoker of Lucifer’s Furnace.
Dick Cheney now a key advisor to Lucifer.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dick Cheney died… drink
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
INCONCEIVABLE
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Good energy in this skeet
Live in the Eastern Time Zone but spend a week in the Pacific Time Zone but return to the Eastern Time Zone just hours before Daylight Savings Time begins, buddy I should not be allowed to operate any heavy machinery for a while.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pointing out MAGAT “Christians’” hypocrisy is one of the most satisfying, and frustrating, endeavors i undertake. Apply their logic to this story, from THE BIBLE, Jesus Christ, the Savior, the Redeemer of Humanity, should have let these people go hungry.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A chips and dip party is legit!
Went to a housewarming party, and the guests all brought snacks ;P I'm the odd one out with grapes and cookies, and I also brought a bag of cat toys and treats for the cat that spent the evening under the bed, she wasn't in the mood for socializing!
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
John Prine, really
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
NY Giants fan
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In Minneapolis for McCartney, and he’s playing nineteen hundred and motherfucking eighty five.
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sorry I’m late. I was watching someone open TOPPS baseball cards from 1985
Useless knowledge:
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Useless knowledge:
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did your kid paint your nails this weekend?
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I had a friend go to Japan for his dad’s work during the summer of 1990, and he came back with the Japanese release of Super Mario Bros. 3, the bastard.
the thing in some scifi stories where colonists return from space to attack earth with a horrible weapon

that's us sending the Jets to London
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Shortcomings.
Well dang, I only had a bowl of cereal.
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And the Lord did grin…
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Tigers are 23rd in payroll. Chris doesn’t invest in the team, so why on earth should I?
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s #Caturday and Daniel Day-Mewis needs you to STFU about it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
🕯️ Garfield’s Halloween Adventure ️🎃 Garfield & Friends 👻
YouTube video by Garfield & Friends
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM