Burk Smyth
@burksmyth.bsky.social
mediocre TFT player, content manager
haven't watched a full Everton game all season and that was 100% the game to watch
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
haven't watched a full Everton game all season and that was 100% the game to watch
just drove Tysons to Rockville in a little over an hour and a half, which I think is my new record. 495 is cursed
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
just drove Tysons to Rockville in a little over an hour and a half, which I think is my new record. 495 is cursed
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas
catching up on kpop is so overwhelming, you're telling me twice have released two+ albums since i saw them?
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
catching up on kpop is so overwhelming, you're telling me twice have released two+ albums since i saw them?
the new Blush is extremely good: open.spotify.com/album/3tprJR...
Beauty Fades, Pain Lasts Forever
Blush · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the new Blush is extremely good: open.spotify.com/album/3tprJR...
really hoping that Uma's global success leads to some kind of expansion into American racing. desperately need to train an anme version of War Admiral
July 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
really hoping that Uma's global success leads to some kind of expansion into American racing. desperately need to train an anme version of War Admiral
sometimes I watch Vitality and think "man, I feel like ZywOo hasn't done much" and then I'll actually look at the scoreboard and he's top fragging
June 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sometimes I watch Vitality and think "man, I feel like ZywOo hasn't done much" and then I'll actually look at the scoreboard and he's top fragging
im rooting for the ghost of 2016 liquid. im fazing up
June 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
im rooting for the ghost of 2016 liquid. im fazing up
from literally getting to the major on a technicality to ending arguably the best team of all time's record-breaking win streak is peak Brazilian CS. tears in my eyes thinking about KaBuM.TD
June 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
from literally getting to the major on a technicality to ending arguably the best team of all time's record-breaking win streak is peak Brazilian CS. tears in my eyes thinking about KaBuM.TD
s1mple having fun playing CS again warms my heart
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
s1mple having fun playing CS again warms my heart
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listening to Pinkerton (sorry) and somehow "I Just Threw Out The Love OF My Dreams" from the deluxe edition has the most plays on Spotify? I blame TikTok I guess
April 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
listening to Pinkerton (sorry) and somehow "I Just Threw Out The Love OF My Dreams" from the deluxe edition has the most plays on Spotify? I blame TikTok I guess
don't really watch WWE anymore except during Mania but I do enjoy Dom Mysterio
April 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
don't really watch WWE anymore except during Mania but I do enjoy Dom Mysterio
one day I’ll make it past a recruiter screen to a first round interview and my five years of experience won’t feel like a total waste of time
April 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
one day I’ll make it past a recruiter screen to a first round interview and my five years of experience won’t feel like a total waste of time
Listening to the Blue Prince soundtrack in FLAC on my HD6XX’s and this is transcendent
April 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listening to the Blue Prince soundtrack in FLAC on my HD6XX’s and this is transcendent
Marathon looks cool but I’m also hopelessly extraction pilled
April 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Marathon looks cool but I’m also hopelessly extraction pilled
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What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme?
Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.
Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme?
Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.
Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.
Severance was already made for me for various reasons but I popped off when a Theremin showed up
March 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Severance was already made for me for various reasons but I popped off when a Theremin showed up
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Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
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This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.
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we tried to prepare you
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
we tried to prepare you
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“Never interrupt your enemy when they are ruining the country that you live in and permanently destroying you and your children’s quality of life.” -Napoleon
March 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Never interrupt your enemy when they are ruining the country that you live in and permanently destroying you and your children’s quality of life.” -Napoleon
Starting season 2 of Severance and Zack Cherry is unbelievable. He was good in Fallout but my man needs more work after this
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Starting season 2 of Severance and Zack Cherry is unbelievable. He was good in Fallout but my man needs more work after this
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He is Benjamin Buttoning through the eras of a 4chan user. Moments ago he was a kekistan guy, now he’s really getting into this whole gamergate thing. In a matter of weeks, he’ll be declaring Boxxy the queen of DOGE.
February 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
He is Benjamin Buttoning through the eras of a 4chan user. Moments ago he was a kekistan guy, now he’s really getting into this whole gamergate thing. In a matter of weeks, he’ll be declaring Boxxy the queen of DOGE.