Bella
@burblesandwrites.bsky.social
Writer and snack squirreler.
My festive plug in has made my kitchen smell of wee 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My festive plug in has made my kitchen smell of wee 🤔
Winning this on the tombola and enjoying a marmite sandwich for lunch. I have reached peak English.
July 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Winning this on the tombola and enjoying a marmite sandwich for lunch. I have reached peak English.
Horsefly bites. Any suggestions? I am ready to scratch my leg clean off.
June 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Horsefly bites. Any suggestions? I am ready to scratch my leg clean off.
Starting off my dweeb summer with a horsefly bite and a sunburnt scalp 🤘
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Starting off my dweeb summer with a horsefly bite and a sunburnt scalp 🤘
It’s quite an accordion-heavy Eurovision this year #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s quite an accordion-heavy Eurovision this year #eurovision
Thigh high boots making a massive comeback at Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Thigh high boots making a massive comeback at Eurovision
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Wanting
Needing
Waiting
For you
To customise my plugs
Needing
Waiting
For you
To customise my plugs
April 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wanting
Needing
Waiting
For you
To customise my plugs
Needing
Waiting
For you
To customise my plugs
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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic
April 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic
Vance has total Walter Peck energy 🤢
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Vance has total Walter Peck energy 🤢
Just discovered my husband has cut the kitchen roll in half with a bread knife to “make it go further” 🤔 Times ain’t that hard…
February 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Just discovered my husband has cut the kitchen roll in half with a bread knife to “make it go further” 🤔 Times ain’t that hard…
Worn one of the kids hats today which apparently has made me look like The Edge on the school run
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Worn one of the kids hats today which apparently has made me look like The Edge on the school run
Sent a heartfelt message to my mum and my sausage fingers and autocorrect have teamed up to sign it off with “love you Everton” (everything)
January 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sent a heartfelt message to my mum and my sausage fingers and autocorrect have teamed up to sign it off with “love you Everton” (everything)
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I wonder if anyone in Africa is walking round smelling of Lynx Middlesbrough.
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I wonder if anyone in Africa is walking round smelling of Lynx Middlesbrough.
What’s it is called when someone is serving up cauliflower cheese and spoons all the immense cheesy burnt bits for themselves and dishes out the anaemic remains to everyone else?
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What’s it is called when someone is serving up cauliflower cheese and spoons all the immense cheesy burnt bits for themselves and dishes out the anaemic remains to everyone else?
Soup. I’m only using you for your croutons. Sorry. See also Salad.
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Soup. I’m only using you for your croutons. Sorry. See also Salad.
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please enjoy this tree singing showtunes
August 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
please enjoy this tree singing showtunes
Someone has been drawing the occasional heart in the frost on my Dad’s wheelie bin lid. He has theories.
January 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Someone has been drawing the occasional heart in the frost on my Dad’s wheelie bin lid. He has theories.
I just want a satsuma.
January 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I just want a satsuma.
I’ll wager the dregs of everyone’s Heroes tubs looks a lot like this
December 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I’ll wager the dregs of everyone’s Heroes tubs looks a lot like this
New highlighter purchased. Radio Times…let’s be ‘avin ya <cracks knuckles>
December 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
New highlighter purchased. Radio Times…let’s be ‘avin ya <cracks knuckles>
Not me singing the crescendo part of Goldeneye a la Tina in the kitchen when the Evri delivery driver knocked on the back door…
December 5, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Not me singing the crescendo part of Goldeneye a la Tina in the kitchen when the Evri delivery driver knocked on the back door…
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Refuge are currently gathering donations to give a Christmas to the women and kids escaping domestic abuse in their shelters. For a limited time, there's donation matching. Details of that and how you can help, here:
donate.refuge.org.uk/page/159909/...
donate.refuge.org.uk/page/159909/...
Buy a parcel and help Santa bring presents and joy to mothers and their children in our refuges this Christmas
Your kindness means Santa can bring twice as many presents and smiles to mothers and their children staying in one of our 53 refuges this Christmas. Our refuges will be full – but with your generosity, they will also be filled with joy.
donate.refuge.org.uk
December 5, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Refuge are currently gathering donations to give a Christmas to the women and kids escaping domestic abuse in their shelters. For a limited time, there's donation matching. Details of that and how you can help, here:
donate.refuge.org.uk/page/159909/...
donate.refuge.org.uk/page/159909/...
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Channel 4 showing that they don't fuck about on Christmas Day
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Channel 4 showing that they don't fuck about on Christmas Day
My new mug rules. The mug envy on Teams calls is palpable.
December 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
My new mug rules. The mug envy on Teams calls is palpable.