the machine: *gives me an attention pellet*
in case you were wondering if things were still idiotically evil over there
in case you were wondering if things were still idiotically evil over there
immediately declaring he had discovered the sun
immediately declaring he had discovered the sun
clerk: party tonight?
me: nah man i got six tiny dogs at home who all just had surgery
clerk: party tonight?
me: nah man i got six tiny dogs at home who all just had surgery
and the yogurt flavored muffins offer a wonderful ba
and the yogurt flavored muffins offer a wonderful ba
intentional on his part due to his godawful, dumb nickname.
intentional on his part due to his godawful, dumb nickname.
me: buys cheese
me: buys cheese