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These cats are out to get me.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
These cats are out to get me.
Reposted by 𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅
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HWS Deutschland
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" I once killed a man with only his mustache und a grape..."
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✦ Ludwig Beilschmidt (Full name)
✦ Not new to RP (but new here)
✦ Will match / serious or silly!
✦ 18+ Only, MDNI
✦ Multiverse
#Hetaliarp #hwsgermany
HWS Deutschland
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" I once killed a man with only his mustache und a grape..."
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✦ Ludwig Beilschmidt (Full name)
✦ Not new to RP (but new here)
✦ Will match / serious or silly!
✦ 18+ Only, MDNI
✦ Multiverse
#Hetaliarp #hwsgermany
a man wearing glasses and a tie holds a cup of coffee
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie holds a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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HWS Deutschland
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" I once killed a man with only his mustache und a grape..."
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✦ Ludwig Beilschmidt (Full name)
✦ Not new to RP (but new here)
✦ Will match / serious or silly!
✦ 18+ Only, MDNI
✦ Multiverse
#Hetaliarp #hwsgermany
HWS Deutschland
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✦
——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑——
" I once killed a man with only his mustache und a grape..."
——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑——
✦ Ludwig Beilschmidt (Full name)
✦ Not new to RP (but new here)
✦ Will match / serious or silly!
✦ 18+ Only, MDNI
✦ Multiverse
#Hetaliarp #hwsgermany
I've named one of my cats Barnabas.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've named one of my cats Barnabas.
What do you mean "Une phoque m'a poussé dans la douche" is "a seal pushed me in the shower"? That's not what that sounds like.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What do you mean "Une phoque m'a poussé dans la douche" is "a seal pushed me in the shower"? That's not what that sounds like.
Very majestic. Like little lions.
Th' big boys...
Maine Coons are cute. Maybe I'll get a bunch of those.
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Very majestic. Like little lions.
Maine Coons are cute. Maybe I'll get a bunch of those.
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Maine Coons are cute. Maybe I'll get a bunch of those.
Maybe I'll become a cat lady.
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Maybe I'll become a cat lady.
// not me wanting to make another oc 😔
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
// not me wanting to make another oc 😔
I can try.
You can’t oppose me
Down girl.
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I can try.
Down girl.
Two Norways?
[ shakes his butt ]
[ shakes his butt ]
September 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Down girl.
... Gnome droppings .. UNDER MY SINK!? 😡
September 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
... Gnome droppings .. UNDER MY SINK!? 😡
I'll waste away faster.
What if i cuddle you
I suppose I'll waste away into dust then.
September 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'll waste away faster.
I suppose I'll waste away into dust then.
Non! No wet blankets!!
Someone has to.
September 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I suppose I'll waste away into dust then.
Someone has to.
Why must you always be a wet blanket
I sucked it all up.
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Someone has to.
I sucked it all up.
But where’s the fun?
Quiet is nice. Quiet is good.
September 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I sucked it all up.
Quiet is nice. Quiet is good.
Its too quiet!!
No you don't.
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Quiet is nice. Quiet is good.
No you don't.
I need to cause chaos
September 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No you don't.
// wishing I had money to spend on comms 😔
September 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
// wishing I had money to spend on comms 😔
A little, after watching whatever you just did.
Eugh. Gross.
Are you feeling better now?
Are you feeling better now?
[ Casually sipping more of her tea. ]
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
September 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A little, after watching whatever you just did.
[ Casually sipping more of her tea. ]
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
It is heresy! Blasphemy!
His is just the American version.
September 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
[ Casually sipping more of her tea. ]
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
You know how his people are. They take existing things, make it their way.
His is just the American version.
Non!! Non! Mine are refined and delicious! I use fruits, spreads, and quality ingredients!
He uses congealed slop!
He uses congealed slop!
[ Watching while she sips her tea. ]
They're basically the same thing.
They're basically the same thing.
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
His is just the American version.
[ Watching while she sips her tea. ]
They're basically the same thing.
They're basically the same thing.
AUGH! ERUGH!! GROEH!
[ gagging. Bending over and hacking ]
Do not EVER compare my eloquent work of art that is my charcuterie boards to his deli meat and /crackers/.
[ gagging. Bending over and hacking ]
Do not EVER compare my eloquent work of art that is my charcuterie boards to his deli meat and /crackers/.
Well, you know, charcuterie boards are just the adult version of a lunchable. So of course he would.
September 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
[ Watching while she sips her tea. ]
They're basically the same thing.
They're basically the same thing.
Well, you know, charcuterie boards are just the adult version of a lunchable. So of course he would.
Alfred.
[ shaking her head ]
He just laid the slices on his cutting board next to baloney and ham slices
[ shaking her head ]
He just laid the slices on his cutting board next to baloney and ham slices
... Yeah. Who would do that?
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Well, you know, charcuterie boards are just the adult version of a lunchable. So of course he would.
... Yeah. Who would do that?
While that’s true, you have to take into account their flavor and contents. You wouldn’t serve American cheese on a charcuterie board.
There's nothing wrong with using multiple cheeses.. Plenty of recipes use multiple, for maximum decadence.
September 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
... Yeah. Who would do that?