𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅
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𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚. | nullul.straw.page
I'm plenty aware of my surroundings.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm plenty aware of my surroundings.
Hmm.. that might work. Unless they decide to revolt because of that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hmm.. that might work. Unless they decide to revolt because of that.
I'm not arresting my cats.
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm not arresting my cats.
[ Quickly turning around and taking a few steps back. ]
You should wear a bell.
You should wear a bell.
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
[ Quickly turning around and taking a few steps back. ]
You should wear a bell.
You should wear a bell.
[ She stared at him for a moment before looking away. ]
I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.
I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
[ She stared at him for a moment before looking away. ]
I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.
I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.
I think you should dedicate yourself to someone else.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I think you should dedicate yourself to someone else.
Don't you have pets of your own?
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Don't you have pets of your own?
Take care of yourself.
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Take care of yourself.
I don't need someone to do all that for me. I am a capable and independent woman.
Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".
Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't need someone to do all that for me. I am a capable and independent woman.
Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".
Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".
No, but I can do all that.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
No, but I can do all that.
I'm pretty sure my cats love me.
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm pretty sure my cats love me.
How else would I be a spinster with nine large cats?
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
How else would I be a spinster with nine large cats?
I am not having an eneimes to lovers arc with you.
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am not having an eneimes to lovers arc with you.
I can't fathom why.
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can't fathom why.
Only for you it seems.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Only for you it seems.
No, I'm not a teenage boy.
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No, I'm not a teenage boy.
Oh, I plan on out living all of you.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh, I plan on out living all of you.