🏴ALASDAIR KIRKLAND🏴
@scottiebro.bsky.social
Oldest UK brother. Biggest bear in the family (mdni) https://scottiebroz.straw.page
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Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
As long as my brother loses im happy
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
As long as my brother loses im happy
Wishing Vinny and his little brother a great day. Also I wish Vinny extra love
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Wishing Vinny and his little brother a great day. Also I wish Vinny extra love
Valentine’s is coming up and lets just say, heh, I’ve got a special day planned for me love
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Valentine’s is coming up and lets just say, heh, I’ve got a special day planned for me love
Well yeah, it came across me mind once or twice.
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
I am happy. I don't need a relationship to be happy. Have you ever considered I might be aromantic?
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Well yeah, it came across me mind once or twice.
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
Eugh! Gross!
[ Smacks his arm before stepping away. ]
That's not real. I'm happy enough as it is.
[ Smacks his arm before stepping away. ]
That's not real. I'm happy enough as it is.
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
How do you know I'm not happy?
[ Rolling her eyes. ]
You smell like meat.. Go get in the bath.
[ Rolling her eyes. ]
You smell like meat.. Go get in the bath.
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
Who says I'm not happy?
[ Reluctantly enduring his bear trap of a hug. ]
[ Reluctantly enduring his bear trap of a hug. ]
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
I'll take my chances forever alone.
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
It's just a hunch.
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
I don't think I could handle Francis, if I'm honest.
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
If there was someone who would date me, I think we would be dating by now. How long have I lived, single? We would have found each other by now.
Still, ye’re a bonnie lass. There’s got tae be someone who’d date ye
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
Aye, make sure tae text me brother before ye go tae bed. He always whines when he doesn’t get a goodnight text.
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[He's shaking. The punch wasn't even that bad for him. He's trying to scramble up as fast as he can]
Haha, right
...Well, er, I should probably go home now. I should walk the dugs...
Haha, right
...Well, er, I should probably go home now. I should walk the dugs...
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Aye, make sure tae text me brother before ye go tae bed. He always whines when he doesn’t get a goodnight text.
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
Woah! W-w-wait, I thought we were playing! I ain't gonntae fuck me brother in law-
[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
Don't be gentle, I'm sturdier'n I look!
[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]
Come on, what are ya, me nan?
[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]
Come on, what are ya, me nan?
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
See Sean gets it
January 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
See Sean gets it
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
Oi, oi, don't tempt me wit a good time
[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
Oi! I’ll stuff ye like a goose if ye keep up wit that!
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
I dont hate yeAlice🙄🙄🙄🙄
I want ye tae have a reason tae doll up on a Friday
I want ye tae have a reason tae doll up on a Friday
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I dont hate yeAlice🙄🙄🙄🙄
I want ye tae have a reason tae doll up on a Friday
I want ye tae have a reason tae doll up on a Friday
Still, ye’re a bonnie lass. There’s got tae be someone who’d date ye
It's not that simple. Not everyone is a lovable fat oaf.
Alice for the love of god please get a date
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Still, ye’re a bonnie lass. There’s got tae be someone who’d date ye
My sister is a chud
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
My sister is a chud
Alice for the love of god please get a date
Its human grade.
Who the fuck is eating dog food
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Alice for the love of god please get a date
Oi! I’ll stuff ye like a goose if ye keep up wit that!
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
Ye mean to say ye ain't a King o' Grease?
[His face cracks into a smile and giggles]
[His face cracks into a smile and giggles]
I prefer butter baron. At least it sounds nicer
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Oi! I’ll stuff ye like a goose if ye keep up wit that!
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
Who the fuck is eating dog food
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Who the fuck is eating dog food
I prefer butter baron. At least it sounds nicer
Right, right, no Butter Baron. How about Ajax?
Oi! Fuck off would ye? Haha.
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I prefer butter baron. At least it sounds nicer
Oi! Fuck off would ye? Haha.
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
[He barks out a laugh]
Lad, ye're the Baron o' Butter! The wee beany fucks dun hold a candle to the Highlands
Lad, ye're the Baron o' Butter! The wee beany fucks dun hold a candle to the Highlands
I suppose so. I also cook fer meself. Tastes better, and it keeps the pounds off. Well, most of the pounds.
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Oi! Fuck off would ye? Haha.
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
[ laughing at the name ]
Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
I suppose so. I also cook fer meself. Tastes better, and it keeps the pounds off. Well, most of the pounds.
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
I think it's meant to be a filler so the food looks thicker'n what it's supposed to. Which aye is a problem fer that shrinkflation shite but as long as they label it, I dun see the harm. I just make me own food
Well thats me issue! World of convenience but not one bloody dish without it. Can’t even buy an honest shepherd’s pie without bloody soybeans
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I suppose so. I also cook fer meself. Tastes better, and it keeps the pounds off. Well, most of the pounds.
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]