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I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin in me
The generational wealth gene can skip a generation.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's 1991. You've just finished your first feature script after an unfulfilling stint on staff at a sitcom. You feel incredible. The script is perfect, you're ready to hand it into your editor and it dawns on you... you didn't include a scene in or near a racquetball court!
September 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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The Lithuanian for ‘Jack of All Trades’ is 'Barbie Nine Jobs’.
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Jackson Browne is just Linda Ronstadt with smaller boobs.
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
After 35 friggin years, I can still sit alone in a room with a weird Al CD and laugh my head off.
July 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The American political discussion turning into a white trash TV show is directly correlated with the quality of professional wrestling going down 20 years ago.
June 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Crossword puzzle explodes in Europe.
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Adding the word ‘fucking’ to your Google search query disables the unwanted AI summary at the top of the results page.
June 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
So many of these people are far too stupid don't understand that they are white supremacists.
May 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The anti-musk stickers on Teslas are like putting a black lives matter sticker on a klan hood.
May 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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RFK Jr: Autistic people will never play sports :(

Professional hockey players:
April 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dear Trmp voters,
How about from now on we ask you for help getting seaweed out of a jet ski intake and you ask us for help on how government works.
April 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Fuck all y’all
We could be laughing.
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If people with nutsacks hanging from their trailer hitch didn't vote, Kamala Harris would be our president.
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There was a time in my life in which the most dramatic and impactful thing happening was the video for Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun.
There was no better position in all the history than that of a child in the '90s, yet it has set me up to be disappointed ever since.
April 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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This comes from Aunties "libertarian" son, my cousin. I think he understands what libertarianism is even less than I understand what in the crap this meme means...
#libertarianism #libertarian #smartpeople
April 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Didn't we almost have it all?
When love was all we had worth giving?
The ride with you was worth the fall my friend
Loving you makes life worth living
March 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Don't get me wrong, I think Tulsi Gabbard is totally hot, it's just...
March 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Is it for sale? Asking for a friend.
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thanks for making me want to staunchly defend Colin Powell, you white trash m@g@ dipshits.
🚨 NEW: Trump lackey Pete Hegseth just erased General Colin Powell from Arlington National Cemetery’s list of notable Americans.

Powell, the first Black Secretary of State & Joint Chiefs Chairman, earned his place in history. Hegseth? Just another yes-man for a wannabe authoritarian. Sick.
March 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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🚨 JUST IN: President Biden made a surprise appearance at the Model UN Conference in NYC this week.

He spoke to young leaders about the power of diplomacy, the importance of listening—even to those we disagree with—and the responsibility to create real change.

Even out of office, a leader leads.
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM