@bstarrs.bsky.social
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on your whole family, shame on your cow
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on your whole family, shame on your cow
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"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
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Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
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In discussions of neurodiversity the term "masking" refers to when you act like Jim Carey from The Mask (1994)
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In discussions of neurodiversity the term "masking" refers to when you act like Jim Carey from The Mask (1994)
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You hate Disney live action remakes cuz you hate women and minorities
I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same
I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same
March 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You hate Disney live action remakes cuz you hate women and minorities
I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same
I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same
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it’s not really enough that he gets like shot or something boring, i’m rooting for a full on final destination style splatter fest
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
it’s not really enough that he gets like shot or something boring, i’m rooting for a full on final destination style splatter fest
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March 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Watching The Outer Limits. Check this guy out.
March 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Watching The Outer Limits. Check this guy out.
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once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
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they should make robitussin for men. brobitussin
February 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
they should make robitussin for men. brobitussin
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I know exercise is good for you because I just bumped into a friend while taking a walk and she gave me her HBO login
February 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know exercise is good for you because I just bumped into a friend while taking a walk and she gave me her HBO login
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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Cops in Philly are arresting everyone climbing a pole which means your mom’s gonna need bail money.
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Cops in Philly are arresting everyone climbing a pole which means your mom’s gonna need bail money.
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Kansas Shitty Chiefs, many are saying
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Kansas Shitty Chiefs, many are saying
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owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
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Mark Andrews diarrhea pants game
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Mark Andrews diarrhea pants game
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
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Chiefs fans b like
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Chiefs fans b like