Our first kid sleeping in weird positions (god-willing, a long-term thread) 🧵
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Our first kid sleeping in weird positions (god-willing, a long-term thread) 🧵
Reposted by Sledge
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
Good ol’ fashion police work
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outsource to McDonald’s patrons for $0
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outsource to McDonald’s patrons for $0
December 9, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Good ol’ fashion police work
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outsource to McDonald’s patrons for $0
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outsource to McDonald’s patrons for $0
Golden retriever on the outside, Rottweiler on the inside
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Golden retriever on the outside, Rottweiler on the inside
*shoves face full of cheetos*
wayyy too steep, JT, come on
*chews loudly and stupidly*
wayyy too steep, JT, come on
*chews loudly and stupidly*
December 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
*shoves face full of cheetos*
wayyy too steep, JT, come on
*chews loudly and stupidly*
wayyy too steep, JT, come on
*chews loudly and stupidly*
Watching pros double chip on grainy bermuda (JT on 9)
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes .
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Watching pros double chip on grainy bermuda (JT on 9)
I thought life, post-election,
would be so dreary
but I’ve found, upon reflection,
it has been quite cheery
would be so dreary
but I’ve found, upon reflection,
it has been quite cheery
December 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I thought life, post-election,
would be so dreary
but I’ve found, upon reflection,
it has been quite cheery
would be so dreary
but I’ve found, upon reflection,
it has been quite cheery
Nooo! The shareholder value!
December 6, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Nooo! The shareholder value!
Heart goes out to all the healthcare CEOs who will now try to reactively treat a dangerous, potentially symptom with expensive wasteful half-measures rather than doing the right thing and treating the underlying cause.
Good luck out there, c-suite.
Good luck out there, c-suite.
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Heart goes out to all the healthcare CEOs who will now try to reactively treat a dangerous, potentially symptom with expensive wasteful half-measures rather than doing the right thing and treating the underlying cause.
Good luck out there, c-suite.
Good luck out there, c-suite.
Kiz is a terrible booth addition. His whole vibe is “I’m too cool to care about this that much.”
PGAT cannot hire *yet another* external personality who conveys they don’t care that much.
LIV put Arlo White in their booth, a guy whose voice conveys that he cares quite a lot, maybe even too much
PGAT cannot hire *yet another* external personality who conveys they don’t care that much.
LIV put Arlo White in their booth, a guy whose voice conveys that he cares quite a lot, maybe even too much
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Kiz is a terrible booth addition. His whole vibe is “I’m too cool to care about this that much.”
PGAT cannot hire *yet another* external personality who conveys they don’t care that much.
LIV put Arlo White in their booth, a guy whose voice conveys that he cares quite a lot, maybe even too much
PGAT cannot hire *yet another* external personality who conveys they don’t care that much.
LIV put Arlo White in their booth, a guy whose voice conveys that he cares quite a lot, maybe even too much
“Have your cake and eat it too” is a stupid phrase until you learn it’s just backward.
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 PM
“Have your cake and eat it too” is a stupid phrase until you learn it’s just backward.
Gonna post more personal writing to this platform instead of the aggressively negative one.
I have a Google doc titled Single Digit Dad: a running log of my golf improvement during early fatherhood (started June 27, ‘24)
Prevailing wisdom says this stage of life/career, you can’t improve at golf…
I have a Google doc titled Single Digit Dad: a running log of my golf improvement during early fatherhood (started June 27, ‘24)
Prevailing wisdom says this stage of life/career, you can’t improve at golf…
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Gonna post more personal writing to this platform instead of the aggressively negative one.
I have a Google doc titled Single Digit Dad: a running log of my golf improvement during early fatherhood (started June 27, ‘24)
Prevailing wisdom says this stage of life/career, you can’t improve at golf…
I have a Google doc titled Single Digit Dad: a running log of my golf improvement during early fatherhood (started June 27, ‘24)
Prevailing wisdom says this stage of life/career, you can’t improve at golf…
A list of weapons that won’t get college football touchdown celebrators in trouble:
— Bow & arrow
— Catapult
— Trojan horse
— Flail
— Cannon
— Trebuchet
— Battering ram
— Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet)
Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports
— Bow & arrow
— Catapult
— Trojan horse
— Flail
— Cannon
— Trebuchet
— Battering ram
— Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet)
Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports
November 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
A list of weapons that won’t get college football touchdown celebrators in trouble:
— Bow & arrow
— Catapult
— Trojan horse
— Flail
— Cannon
— Trebuchet
— Battering ram
— Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet)
Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports
— Bow & arrow
— Catapult
— Trojan horse
— Flail
— Cannon
— Trebuchet
— Battering ram
— Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet)
Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports
Just finished re-reading Shane Ryan’s US Open recap about Rory, and it’s a movie I could rewatch 1000x
www.golfdigest.com/story/us-ope...
www.golfdigest.com/story/us-ope...
November 28, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Just finished re-reading Shane Ryan’s US Open recap about Rory, and it’s a movie I could rewatch 1000x
www.golfdigest.com/story/us-ope...
www.golfdigest.com/story/us-ope...
TAKE: You can’t wait until the ball’s landed to club twirl. You gotta twirl on the ascent.
The early signal is the whole point: “watch this, mother fuckers.”
*Then* the ball drops & stops 5 feet from the pin. I won’t fight a post-shot twirl, but it’s of no use to me. Out with them.
The early signal is the whole point: “watch this, mother fuckers.”
*Then* the ball drops & stops 5 feet from the pin. I won’t fight a post-shot twirl, but it’s of no use to me. Out with them.
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 PM
TAKE: You can’t wait until the ball’s landed to club twirl. You gotta twirl on the ascent.
The early signal is the whole point: “watch this, mother fuckers.”
*Then* the ball drops & stops 5 feet from the pin. I won’t fight a post-shot twirl, but it’s of no use to me. Out with them.
The early signal is the whole point: “watch this, mother fuckers.”
*Then* the ball drops & stops 5 feet from the pin. I won’t fight a post-shot twirl, but it’s of no use to me. Out with them.
Thanksgiving in-laws week
13 children under 9
10 adults
One big ass couch and tv all to myself for two hours.
God is real.
13 children under 9
10 adults
One big ass couch and tv all to myself for two hours.
God is real.
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Thanksgiving in-laws week
13 children under 9
10 adults
One big ass couch and tv all to myself for two hours.
God is real.
13 children under 9
10 adults
One big ass couch and tv all to myself for two hours.
God is real.
I four-putted 18
Have never broken 80
Have never broken 80
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I four-putted 18
Have never broken 80
Have never broken 80
Every boomer dad will ask you to get from this blue dot to this red star and be like “so what route did you take?”
November 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Every boomer dad will ask you to get from this blue dot to this red star and be like “so what route did you take?”
Dude Luke Clanton has spent wayyyy too long with the (a) next to his name beating these pros within an inch of their life.
I *will* go full Clanton Clan at some point soon
I *will* go full Clanton Clan at some point soon
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Dude Luke Clanton has spent wayyyy too long with the (a) next to his name beating these pros within an inch of their life.
I *will* go full Clanton Clan at some point soon
I *will* go full Clanton Clan at some point soon
Dad stuff: Nap cocoon for the 18-month old on a 3-hour afternoon drive
November 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Dad stuff: Nap cocoon for the 18-month old on a 3-hour afternoon drive
Me on a Friday morning, or a finalist at the 2024 US Mid Am?
Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges
Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Me on a Friday morning, or a finalist at the 2024 US Mid Am?
Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges
Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges
I’m not a star, somebody lied I left my putter in the car (ROSS)
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I’m not a star, somebody lied I left my putter in the car (ROSS)
It was the Lord’s Day and it fucking ruled (dear lord sorry about the cursing)
7:10 tee time, 38°, wanted to play 36 so bad
7:10 tee time, 38°, wanted to play 36 so bad
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
It was the Lord’s Day and it fucking ruled (dear lord sorry about the cursing)
7:10 tee time, 38°, wanted to play 36 so bad
7:10 tee time, 38°, wanted to play 36 so bad
Real golf nightmares I have, posted the morning after I have them:
On the first tee, I discovered my shotscope watch was dead.
On the first tee, I discovered my shotscope watch was dead.
November 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Real golf nightmares I have, posted the morning after I have them:
On the first tee, I discovered my shotscope watch was dead.
On the first tee, I discovered my shotscope watch was dead.
Jake Paul post-fight interview
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Jake Paul post-fight interview