Golden retriever on the outside, Rottweiler on the inside

*shoves face full of cheetos*

wayyy too steep, JT, come on

*chews loudly and stupidly*

A list of weapons that won’t get college football touchdown celebrators in trouble:

— Bow & arrow
— Catapult
— Trojan horse
— Flail
— Cannon
— Trebuchet
— Battering ram
— Spear derivatives (pike, halberd, poleax, lance, bayonet)

Follow me for more ancient weaponry intersections with modern sports

Dad stuff: Nap cocoon for the 18-month old on a 3-hour afternoon drive

Me on a Friday morning, or a finalist at the 2024 US Mid Am?

Hint: I don’t play callaway wedges

Jake Paul post-fight interview

As ams go, I love Cody McBride’s long languid leggy swing. Also love alliteration.