Premature Curmudgeon
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Well, it worked before (on TV), so putting the question out there:
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My car tells me it is 70 degrees outside….in salt lake…. In December……. Not normal…Not good
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My car tells me it is 70 degrees outside….in salt lake…. In December……. Not normal…Not good
Oh, Trump's speaking to the nation listing out his 'great accomplishments'?
a man in a suit and tie says " yeah that 's the ticket " in front of a map of the world
Alt: John Lovitz as his pathological lier character 'Tommy Flannigan' stating his tagline "yeah that 's the ticket " on Saturday Night Live
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December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh, Trump's speaking to the nation listing out his 'great accomplishments'?
OK then, time to take the keys from Grandpa...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
OK then, time to take the keys from Grandpa...
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When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
Huh, the font looks something like you'd see in a Hawaiian T-Shirt shop.
A new Olympic logo for the 2034 Salt Lake Winter Games was unveiled on Monday, celebrating the "3,000 days out" milestone to the Games' return to Utah.
READ MORE at bit.ly/4aieZzY
READ MORE at bit.ly/4aieZzY
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Huh, the font looks something like you'd see in a Hawaiian T-Shirt shop.
Just a hint of aurora south of Salt Lake City. Visible through my camera, not so much with the naked eye. City lights not helping.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just a hint of aurora south of Salt Lake City. Visible through my camera, not so much with the naked eye. City lights not helping.
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Strandbeest Evolution 2025 - Theo Jansen
I'm in awe at these amazing beautiful creatures... ❤️
youtu.be/ANhA94ZqnEQ?...
I'm in awe at these amazing beautiful creatures... ❤️
youtu.be/ANhA94ZqnEQ?...
Strandbeest evolution 2025
YouTube video by theo jansen
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November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Strandbeest Evolution 2025 - Theo Jansen
I'm in awe at these amazing beautiful creatures... ❤️
youtu.be/ANhA94ZqnEQ?...
I'm in awe at these amazing beautiful creatures... ❤️
youtu.be/ANhA94ZqnEQ?...
Well, it worked before (on TV), so putting the question out there:
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Well, it worked before (on TV), so putting the question out there:
An electric Amazon delivery truck just drove by.
Which has me congratulating the old sound effects people from the sci-fi movies I grew up with in the late 60s and 70s. Nice job predicting what the world would sound like 50 and 60 years ahead.
Which has me congratulating the old sound effects people from the sci-fi movies I grew up with in the late 60s and 70s. Nice job predicting what the world would sound like 50 and 60 years ahead.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
An electric Amazon delivery truck just drove by.
Which has me congratulating the old sound effects people from the sci-fi movies I grew up with in the late 60s and 70s. Nice job predicting what the world would sound like 50 and 60 years ahead.
Which has me congratulating the old sound effects people from the sci-fi movies I grew up with in the late 60s and 70s. Nice job predicting what the world would sound like 50 and 60 years ahead.
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
In the months prior to July 4, 1976 I recall that everything was 'bicentennial' this or that. Car dealers to civic projects had bicentennial promotional tie-ins.
50 years on, all I'm seeing is '250th anniversary' on July 4 instead of the semiquincentennial.
50 years on, all I'm seeing is '250th anniversary' on July 4 instead of the semiquincentennial.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In the months prior to July 4, 1976 I recall that everything was 'bicentennial' this or that. Car dealers to civic projects had bicentennial promotional tie-ins.
50 years on, all I'm seeing is '250th anniversary' on July 4 instead of the semiquincentennial.
50 years on, all I'm seeing is '250th anniversary' on July 4 instead of the semiquincentennial.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
'What does it say when Trump releases a video of him pooping on protesters?'
To me that displays his distain for the 1st amendment right of free speech. By extension, that video informs me of Trump's opinion of the constitution in general and the rights of those who oppose him specifically.
To me that displays his distain for the 1st amendment right of free speech. By extension, that video informs me of Trump's opinion of the constitution in general and the rights of those who oppose him specifically.
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
'What does it say when Trump releases a video of him pooping on protesters?'
To me that displays his distain for the 1st amendment right of free speech. By extension, that video informs me of Trump's opinion of the constitution in general and the rights of those who oppose him specifically.
To me that displays his distain for the 1st amendment right of free speech. By extension, that video informs me of Trump's opinion of the constitution in general and the rights of those who oppose him specifically.
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I don’t need a message from Newsom. I came to that conclusion on my own. I suspect most of us did. It was based on listening to what Miller says, watching what he does, and understanding history.
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t need a message from Newsom. I came to that conclusion on my own. I suspect most of us did. It was based on listening to what Miller says, watching what he does, and understanding history.
The best response from the top military brass being told how to military by a former TV talking head?
Laugh him off the stage.
Laugh him off the stage.
September 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The best response from the top military brass being told how to military by a former TV talking head?
Laugh him off the stage.
Laugh him off the stage.
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
Large stack of ironing last night. Streamed some old 'The Rockford Files' episodes to keep me company...
Oh, the '70s hair!
The land-yacht cars!
Vehicles inexplicably exploding!
The Elvis sunglasses!
And some great writing. Will continue streaming.
Oh, the '70s hair!
The land-yacht cars!
Vehicles inexplicably exploding!
The Elvis sunglasses!
And some great writing. Will continue streaming.
August 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Large stack of ironing last night. Streamed some old 'The Rockford Files' episodes to keep me company...
Oh, the '70s hair!
The land-yacht cars!
Vehicles inexplicably exploding!
The Elvis sunglasses!
And some great writing. Will continue streaming.
Oh, the '70s hair!
The land-yacht cars!
Vehicles inexplicably exploding!
The Elvis sunglasses!
And some great writing. Will continue streaming.
Maybe if someone could just award our 🍊🤡 president a 'Noble Peace Prize' and throw him a nice party in Sweden, he won't notice it isn't the real thing and he'll stop stirring the pot of international relations.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Maybe if someone could just award our 🍊🤡 president a 'Noble Peace Prize' and throw him a nice party in Sweden, he won't notice it isn't the real thing and he'll stop stirring the pot of international relations.
Inspired by a recent post by @lollardfish.bsky.social about favorite non-major courses, I'd like to know your favorite gag / shade pulled by a prof on a student.
I'll start:
Snowy morning on 1st day of Winter quarter. Assigned classroom in the basement of an ancient building,
🧵
I'll start:
Snowy morning on 1st day of Winter quarter. Assigned classroom in the basement of an ancient building,
🧵
July 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Inspired by a recent post by @lollardfish.bsky.social about favorite non-major courses, I'd like to know your favorite gag / shade pulled by a prof on a student.
I'll start:
Snowy morning on 1st day of Winter quarter. Assigned classroom in the basement of an ancient building,
🧵
I'll start:
Snowy morning on 1st day of Winter quarter. Assigned classroom in the basement of an ancient building,
🧵
Where can I get one for my house?
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
July 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Where can I get one for my house?
Listened to a bit of Trump's post-NATO presser. Reminded me of the high school kid assigned to give a 20 minute book report - on a book he hadn't read.
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Listened to a bit of Trump's post-NATO presser. Reminded me of the high school kid assigned to give a 20 minute book report - on a book he hadn't read.
Someone at my doggie daycare has a sense of humor.
May 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Someone at my doggie daycare has a sense of humor.
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The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever
March 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever
Once again we live in an unpresidented time.
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Once again we live in an unpresidented time.
Somewhere else on social media recently, I saw the Cybertruck referred to as the ‘Incel Camino’.
The world has been a slightly better place since seeing that.
The world has been a slightly better place since seeing that.
January 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Somewhere else on social media recently, I saw the Cybertruck referred to as the ‘Incel Camino’.
The world has been a slightly better place since seeing that.
The world has been a slightly better place since seeing that.