[me when someone tells me their politics] I shouldn’t judge you, people have complicated reasons for their beliefs and I can’t pretend to know your experience
[me when someone loads my dishwasher] this is batshit. this is FUCKING inexcusable
[me when someone loads my dishwasher] this is batshit. this is FUCKING inexcusable
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[me when someone tells me their politics] I shouldn’t judge you, people have complicated reasons for their beliefs and I can’t pretend to know your experience
[me when someone loads my dishwasher] this is batshit. this is FUCKING inexcusable
[me when someone loads my dishwasher] this is batshit. this is FUCKING inexcusable
I don’t know what any of you are talking about
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don’t know what any of you are talking about
Me when I’m an LGBTQ writer, or a Black writer, or a woman writer, or an immigrant writer, or a disabled writer, or an indigenous writer, or a
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me when I’m an LGBTQ writer, or a Black writer, or a woman writer, or an immigrant writer, or a disabled writer, or an indigenous writer, or a
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Unreal we beat the French to this
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Unreal we beat the French to this
Increasing numbers of young people are debating whether to have kids, and many great points have been made on both sides of the debate, but the truth is that it’s a highly individual decision and you can’t know the real answer until you’ve stepped on a fucking triceratops
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Increasing numbers of young people are debating whether to have kids, and many great points have been made on both sides of the debate, but the truth is that it’s a highly individual decision and you can’t know the real answer until you’ve stepped on a fucking triceratops
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please, my jingle horse,
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
please, my jingle horse,
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If this TV were so smart it wouldn’t have to ask if I want to continue watching hit 90s gameshow Supermarket Sweep.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If this TV were so smart it wouldn’t have to ask if I want to continue watching hit 90s gameshow Supermarket Sweep.
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whew dodged a bullet there
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
whew dodged a bullet there
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Saw Running Wild last night. Great film. My dog was in it, running through a misty field, just like in the book but set to Swedish House Mafia. My cousin directed it while his dad was dying. RIP to my uncle, once a Baltimore Colts linebacker. He’d have loved it. Proud of you, man
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Saw Running Wild last night. Great film. My dog was in it, running through a misty field, just like in the book but set to Swedish House Mafia. My cousin directed it while his dad was dying. RIP to my uncle, once a Baltimore Colts linebacker. He’d have loved it. Proud of you, man
My Top 25 Books I Read Seven Pages Of In 2025
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My Top 25 Books I Read Seven Pages Of In 2025
Houston, New Orleans, Montréal, Köln. Honorable mention to Bala Cynwyd for most transcendent sandwich
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Houston, New Orleans, Montréal, Köln. Honorable mention to Bala Cynwyd for most transcendent sandwich
whew dodged a bullet there
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
whew dodged a bullet there
Saw Running Wild last night. Great film. My dog was in it, running through a misty field, just like in the book but set to Swedish House Mafia. My cousin directed it while his dad was dying. RIP to my uncle, once a Baltimore Colts linebacker. He’d have loved it. Proud of you, man
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Saw Running Wild last night. Great film. My dog was in it, running through a misty field, just like in the book but set to Swedish House Mafia. My cousin directed it while his dad was dying. RIP to my uncle, once a Baltimore Colts linebacker. He’d have loved it. Proud of you, man
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
Susan Collins a dit qu'elle espérait qu'il avait retenu la leçon
L’ex-président français avait été condamné dans l’affaire du financement libyen de sa campagne de 2007. #Sarkozy
La justice française ordonne la remise en liberté de Nicolas Sarkozy
www.ledevoir.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Susan Collins a dit qu'elle espérait qu'il avait retenu la leçon
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[Senate waiting room]
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[Senate waiting room]
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
[Senate waiting room]
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[Senate waiting room]
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
Me: [chanting] cave, cave-
Other voters: cave, CAVE
Senator: [pounding their lectern] CAVE, CAVE, CAVE!
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Amazing moment in time right now where people who yelled at us for sticking to genocide as a red line are now also disgusted with Democrats and threatening not to vote for them. So your health insurance becoming more expensive was your red line?
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Amazing moment in time right now where people who yelled at us for sticking to genocide as a red line are now also disgusted with Democrats and threatening not to vote for them. So your health insurance becoming more expensive was your red line?
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The Dem senators who were willing to step up and vote no collectively have enough votes to remove Schumer as leader. This is a moment of crisis. Until I see someone take a shot, they’re all suspect.
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Dem senators who were willing to step up and vote no collectively have enough votes to remove Schumer as leader. This is a moment of crisis. Until I see someone take a shot, they’re all suspect.
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Only got five hours of sleep because I was so ripshit pissed at chuck schumer
March 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Only got five hours of sleep because I was so ripshit pissed at chuck schumer
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Every Dem who doesn’t step forward and challenge Schumer for leadership is in on it. Guessing that’s going to be all of them
Gotta primary practically every dem. There are plenty of dem senators that would’ve voted yes if asked, but those seven did it so they didn’t have to.
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every Dem who doesn’t step forward and challenge Schumer for leadership is in on it. Guessing that’s going to be all of them