Brandon Carter
@bscarter.bsky.social
Tastefully rebellious. Boomer Sooner in Utah. Opinions mine and usually incorrect.
Cason has no business being this explosive
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Cason has no business being this explosive
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
If anyone is innersted in going in on a shared league pass season, holler. Got room for one more screen on the account!
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If anyone is innersted in going in on a shared league pass season, holler. Got room for one more screen on the account!
Houston was easy to dislike pre-KD. Eminently unlikeable now. #ThunderUp⚡️
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Houston was easy to dislike pre-KD. Eminently unlikeable now. #ThunderUp⚡️
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
100% would rather have an apocalyptic rapture than this news
Some rather big SEC news: Oklahoma has announced that QB John Mateer is having surgery to repair his right throwing hand and will miss an unspecified amount of time.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Oklahoma QB John Mateer to undergo hand surgery, return date unclear
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
100% would rather have an apocalyptic rapture than this news
Ryan Walters, logging in for the big board meeting: Time for a little porn-a-rooni
July 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ryan Walters, logging in for the big board meeting: Time for a little porn-a-rooni
Man. Still just basking in the glow of the Thunder’s championship. Feels so good to drink from the cup of glory, you guys.
July 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Man. Still just basking in the glow of the Thunder’s championship. Feels so good to drink from the cup of glory, you guys.
I promised myself I wouldn’t post on social during the playoffs after inadvertently angered the entire fan bases of Denver and San Antonio with salty tweets years ago.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I promised myself I wouldn’t post on social during the playoffs after inadvertently angered the entire fan bases of Denver and San Antonio with salty tweets years ago.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
OU softball is so, so under-appreciated. As in, is this the most dominant run in a sport any team/program has had? Like ever?
May 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
OU softball is so, so under-appreciated. As in, is this the most dominant run in a sport any team/program has had? Like ever?
Flashback to the latter stages of the 2022 OKC season, where they couldn’t even find a photo for all five starters. Can’t believe how far they’ve come in just three years
May 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Flashback to the latter stages of the 2022 OKC season, where they couldn’t even find a photo for all five starters. Can’t believe how far they’ve come in just three years
Lmao Thunder wtf was that? Monday just got waaay more interesting. Will they show up for that one?
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lmao Thunder wtf was that? Monday just got waaay more interesting. Will they show up for that one?
Tiny sample size, but what’s with the overlap of Little League Dad and Giant Truck Dad.
At the park in my neighborhood and there’s literally *one* non-truck/SUV here.
And *lots* of HGH/Flatbrim bros.
Maybe it’s just Utah.
At the park in my neighborhood and there’s literally *one* non-truck/SUV here.
And *lots* of HGH/Flatbrim bros.
Maybe it’s just Utah.
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tiny sample size, but what’s with the overlap of Little League Dad and Giant Truck Dad.
At the park in my neighborhood and there’s literally *one* non-truck/SUV here.
And *lots* of HGH/Flatbrim bros.
Maybe it’s just Utah.
At the park in my neighborhood and there’s literally *one* non-truck/SUV here.
And *lots* of HGH/Flatbrim bros.
Maybe it’s just Utah.
Utah has *no* idea how to place a severe weather alert during a sporting event.
May 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Utah has *no* idea how to place a severe weather alert during a sporting event.
Bad news #Thunder fans: i’ll be watching today’s game for my father-in-law‘s home, at which my teams have a very, very poor record.
I wish I could change it, but I can’t. But hey, it’s been a heck of a season, huh?
I wish I could change it, but I can’t. But hey, it’s been a heck of a season, huh?
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bad news #Thunder fans: i’ll be watching today’s game for my father-in-law‘s home, at which my teams have a very, very poor record.
I wish I could change it, but I can’t. But hey, it’s been a heck of a season, huh?
I wish I could change it, but I can’t. But hey, it’s been a heck of a season, huh?
Genuinely cannot get enough of AI Interviews Gone Awry on TikTok
#CapCut
TikTok video by Freddie
www.tiktok.com
May 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Genuinely cannot get enough of AI Interviews Gone Awry on TikTok
Hangin out on Facebook, checking out some ads
May 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hangin out on Facebook, checking out some ads
Lots to critique in this OKC loss. Why not more Wiggins? Why so much iso ball at the end? When did Aaron Gordon turn into a giant, poorly tattooed Steph Curry?!
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lots to critique in this OKC loss. Why not more Wiggins? Why so much iso ball at the end? When did Aaron Gordon turn into a giant, poorly tattooed Steph Curry?!
This is unscientific but the worst version of this Thunder team is the one that drives to the rim then kicks it out. We dominated the paint in the first half now we’re afraid of it
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is unscientific but the worst version of this Thunder team is the one that drives to the rim then kicks it out. We dominated the paint in the first half now we’re afraid of it
@snesdrunk.bsky.social essential viewing after the last podcast ep…
May 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@snesdrunk.bsky.social essential viewing after the last podcast ep…
Outside of OU softball and gymnastics, recent history shows the best Oklahoma teams tend to find the most agonizing ways to blow amazing seasons. I’m not dooming just yet though.
(sike! I’m wallowing in doom!)
(sike! I’m wallowing in doom!)
May 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Outside of OU softball and gymnastics, recent history shows the best Oklahoma teams tend to find the most agonizing ways to blow amazing seasons. I’m not dooming just yet though.
(sike! I’m wallowing in doom!)
(sike! I’m wallowing in doom!)
Never a doubt #ThunderUp
okay maybe for a second or two…good wake up call for OKC that anyone can beat them if they come out lethargic.
okay maybe for a second or two…good wake up call for OKC that anyone can beat them if they come out lethargic.
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Never a doubt #ThunderUp
okay maybe for a second or two…good wake up call for OKC that anyone can beat them if they come out lethargic.
okay maybe for a second or two…good wake up call for OKC that anyone can beat them if they come out lethargic.
I hope the pope got to see the OKC romp over the Grizzlies before he checked out
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hope the pope got to see the OKC romp over the Grizzlies before he checked out
Utah folks, it’s a beautiful Sunday out there. Most churches are less than a mile from homes. Leave the F-850 Triple Crew Cab HGH edition in the garage and WALK.
Worried about the sun? Your flat brim hat will block it!
You’ll survive the three block journey (and avoid hitting the gentile joggers)
Worried about the sun? Your flat brim hat will block it!
You’ll survive the three block journey (and avoid hitting the gentile joggers)
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Utah folks, it’s a beautiful Sunday out there. Most churches are less than a mile from homes. Leave the F-850 Triple Crew Cab HGH edition in the garage and WALK.
Worried about the sun? Your flat brim hat will block it!
You’ll survive the three block journey (and avoid hitting the gentile joggers)
Worried about the sun? Your flat brim hat will block it!
You’ll survive the three block journey (and avoid hitting the gentile joggers)