Brandon Carter
@bscarter.bsky.social
Tastefully rebellious. Boomer Sooner in Utah. Opinions mine and usually incorrect.
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
Does Bluesky not allow videos?
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Does Bluesky not allow videos?
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
Flashback to the latter stages of the 2022 OKC season, where they couldn’t even find a photo for all five starters. Can’t believe how far they’ve come in just three years
May 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Flashback to the latter stages of the 2022 OKC season, where they couldn’t even find a photo for all five starters. Can’t believe how far they’ve come in just three years
Utah has *no* idea how to place a severe weather alert during a sporting event.
May 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Utah has *no* idea how to place a severe weather alert during a sporting event.
Hangin out on Facebook, checking out some ads
May 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hangin out on Facebook, checking out some ads
OKC just casually boatraced the fourth team in the East while sitting several rotation players. Just another Saturday night
March 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
OKC just casually boatraced the fourth team in the East while sitting several rotation players. Just another Saturday night
I’m an aficionado of poorly translated text included with online purchases. Love this, it’s prefect
March 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m an aficionado of poorly translated text included with online purchases. Love this, it’s prefect
I’ve not seen Severnce but this dude is bringing back George Jones hair and I’m totally down for that.
January 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’ve not seen Severnce but this dude is bringing back George Jones hair and I’m totally down for that.
Then I come across this on Reddit and the urge to troll is soooo strong. So tempting to go get him worked up.
January 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Then I come across this on Reddit and the urge to troll is soooo strong. So tempting to go get him worked up.
Late nights like tonight I wish I were in Spain, where I could just walk a block or two and get some killer tapas and a Cána for a few bucks.
Ready to move there tbh
Ready to move there tbh
January 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Late nights like tonight I wish I were in Spain, where I could just walk a block or two and get some killer tapas and a Cána for a few bucks.
Ready to move there tbh
Ready to move there tbh
Every day I’m forced to debunk complete fabrications published by various OU-themed Facebook pages. At least I’ve trained my boomer parents to send me screenshots before they get too worked up.
January 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Every day I’m forced to debunk complete fabrications published by various OU-themed Facebook pages. At least I’ve trained my boomer parents to send me screenshots before they get too worked up.
Logging on to the official store only to see no home jerseys and the only all-whites are Walmart-ass knock offs
December 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Logging on to the official store only to see no home jerseys and the only all-whites are Walmart-ass knock offs
In the Atlanta airport and was reminded about the reason for the season.
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
In the Atlanta airport and was reminded about the reason for the season.
Last year’s Sooner Club outing at BYU was debaucherous and outlandish. I barely remember most of it and a surprised we weren’t escorted out.
iPhone’s selection for the recap soundtrack: Landslide (?)
iPhone’s selection for the recap soundtrack: Landslide (?)
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Last year’s Sooner Club outing at BYU was debaucherous and outlandish. I barely remember most of it and a surprised we weren’t escorted out.
iPhone’s selection for the recap soundtrack: Landslide (?)
iPhone’s selection for the recap soundtrack: Landslide (?)
Excited to see how this electric lawn mower looks in my Man Cave
December 6, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Excited to see how this electric lawn mower looks in my Man Cave
If you’re still jonesing for sports but not feeling college hoops, professional wiffle ball is ready for you on the Ocho
(iPhone won’t let me screenshot the actual footage)
(iPhone won’t let me screenshot the actual footage)
November 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
If you’re still jonesing for sports but not feeling college hoops, professional wiffle ball is ready for you on the Ocho
(iPhone won’t let me screenshot the actual footage)
(iPhone won’t let me screenshot the actual footage)
Cottonwood Heights 5k in the books. 22 degrees but sunny!
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Cottonwood Heights 5k in the books. 22 degrees but sunny!