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· May 14
I hate this.
are people still protesting asylum hotels or has that died down since it got a bit cold?
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
are people still protesting asylum hotels or has that died down since it got a bit cold?
Just played Golden to 40 six-year-olds at a birthday party and honestly ... good god ... Ku Club in the 1990s has nothing on that.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just played Golden to 40 six-year-olds at a birthday party and honestly ... good god ... Ku Club in the 1990s has nothing on that.
Could we stop being quite so silly about this? Compensatory damages depend on evidence of actual harm and Florida caps punitive damages at $500,000.
Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.
Trump says he will sue BBC for at least $1bn over Panorama edit
The US president confirmed he intends to sue the broadcaster for at least $1bn over the Panorama edit of a 2021 speech.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Could we stop being quite so silly about this? Compensatory damages depend on evidence of actual harm and Florida caps punitive damages at $500,000.
pee tape seems fairly mild now
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
pee tape seems fairly mild now
You're never too old. Joyce started writing tweets at 74 she now owns the most expensive person in the world. 🌈
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You're never too old. Joyce started writing tweets at 74 she now owns the most expensive person in the world. 🌈
Can't believe John Lewis has turned my tweet into a Christmas ad.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Can't believe John Lewis has turned my tweet into a Christmas ad.
[fires up the editorial machine] With this result, the people of the United States of America have shown that they don't know what the fuck they want. They are, as a nation, incapable of rational choice. Most of them can't even drive manual, which they call stick because manual sounds a bit Hispanic
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
[fires up the editorial machine] With this result, the people of the United States of America have shown that they don't know what the fuck they want. They are, as a nation, incapable of rational choice. Most of them can't even drive manual, which they call stick because manual sounds a bit Hispanic
Reminded that Warner Bros, owner of Friends, is suing Midjourney for copyright infringement and wants up to $150,000 in damages per infringed work.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Reminded that Warner Bros, owner of Friends, is suing Midjourney for copyright infringement and wants up to $150,000 in damages per infringed work.
Honestly not sure if this display at the Barras, Glasgow, is for Halloween or just the regular aesthetic.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Honestly not sure if this display at the Barras, Glasgow, is for Halloween or just the regular aesthetic.
Many years ago I was hanging around outside the White House, press badged, and a Swedish tour group asked why there were construction panels on the front lawn. I said they put up screens because Bill Clinton likes to trampoline nude from the waist down so, if that turns up in a biography, it was me.
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Many years ago I was hanging around outside the White House, press badged, and a Swedish tour group asked why there were construction panels on the front lawn. I said they put up screens because Bill Clinton likes to trampoline nude from the waist down so, if that turns up in a biography, it was me.
But Prince Andrew can launch a Melee Weapon Attack +5 damage on Viscount Severn if he rolls greater than nine
If they expel him from the Garter, technically the King of Arms is meant to kick the sculpture of his heraldic crest out of the chapel.
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But Prince Andrew can launch a Melee Weapon Attack +5 damage on Viscount Severn if he rolls greater than nine
Slowly but surely, the market is moving towards my food delivery model: a transit van full of ping meals and a microwave.
You might have heard of 'dark kitchens' when a row of sheds in a car park churn out food for Deliveroo. They're unpopular and low margin. So the next big thing in London food is 'host kitchens' where local pubs, restaurants and kebab shops cook for big brands. www.londoncentric.media/p/host-kitch...
Why your next upmarket Deliveroo might be made by your local kebab shop
"On one hand, it’s a lifeline... But on the other hand, it’s a harbinger of doom.”
www.londoncentric.media
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Slowly but surely, the market is moving towards my food delivery model: a transit van full of ping meals and a microwave.
toughest game of Guess Who? ever
October 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
toughest game of Guess Who? ever
Dunno. I've read a lot over the years about a culture of moderation and harm reduction among the young and middle aged and very little about how four pints in a pub now cost the same as six rails of coke.
Why are the vibes so off with this government. The whole culture at the moment is about moderation and harm reduction, especially among the young and middle aged voters that Labour needs to cling on to if it's going to retain a coalition of support.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Pubs to stay open until early hours in push for UK growth
Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help the ailing hospitality sector but have attracted criticism from health experts
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Dunno. I've read a lot over the years about a culture of moderation and harm reduction among the young and middle aged and very little about how four pints in a pub now cost the same as six rails of coke.
When the Jony Ive thing was first announced, the most optimistic available take was, "he won't just make an always-on ambient Microsoft Clippy with the form factor of a paperweight, he's a design genius" and six months later, here we are
Hahaha this device is never going to release, or if it does it will become notorious for its shittiness, like if pets.com released the N-GAGE
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
When the Jony Ive thing was first announced, the most optimistic available take was, "he won't just make an always-on ambient Microsoft Clippy with the form factor of a paperweight, he's a design genius" and six months later, here we are
America has surprisingly little gun crime.
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
America has surprisingly little gun crime.
Genuinely a bit sad to be reminded of Paul Merton, a guy who had a spark but slid into comfortable work and let himself rot from inside out, a genX memento mori
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Genuinely a bit sad to be reminded of Paul Merton, a guy who had a spark but slid into comfortable work and let himself rot from inside out, a genX memento mori
Not sure I've ever witnessed a news cycle so incomprehensible and inconsequential as Elon Musk's Royal Society membership.
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not sure I've ever witnessed a news cycle so incomprehensible and inconsequential as Elon Musk's Royal Society membership.
I've been watching a lot of AI video recently. No matter the generator they all have the same milky movements and weightless, frictionless, otiose zombification. They're dead media and I think, once the novelty burns out, they'll be as culturally enduring as Magic Eye stereograms.
My test of any new AI video model is whether it can make an otter using wifi on an airplane
Here is Sora 2 doing a nature documentary... 1980s music video... a thriller... 50s low budget SciFi film... a safety video.. a film noir... anime... 90s video game cutscene... a French arthouse film
Here is Sora 2 doing a nature documentary... 1980s music video... a thriller... 50s low budget SciFi film... a safety video.. a film noir... anime... 90s video game cutscene... a French arthouse film
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I've been watching a lot of AI video recently. No matter the generator they all have the same milky movements and weightless, frictionless, otiose zombification. They're dead media and I think, once the novelty burns out, they'll be as culturally enduring as Magic Eye stereograms.
The most Brexit thing a person can do is sing "Home of The Picky Bits / Home of The Picky Bits / Three for Eight Pound" to the tune of God Save The Queen.
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The most Brexit thing a person can do is sing "Home of The Picky Bits / Home of The Picky Bits / Three for Eight Pound" to the tune of God Save The Queen.
Just once, I'd like someone to buy me a field so I could look at donkeys.
September 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just once, I'd like someone to buy me a field so I could look at donkeys.