Golden is the most important record in decades. The kids don't lie.

Absolutely this for The Tempest, with a wooden Sigourney Weaver as Prospero. To compensate, every other character hammed and mugged like it was panto season. I guess there's a need for "big production" Shakespeare to entertain, which means lols.

People are addicted to it because it's the one and only example of a lawyer considering risk like a human rather than a lawyer.

Yes, but David's a lawyer. I'm suggesting the opportunity to tell Trump to fuck off is easily worth it.

If this country had any gumption left, the BBC would refer him to Arkell v. Pressdram.

Lol and, what is more, lmfao.

(You're never too old. What you are is too stupid. 🌈 )

Seeing the Moffat & Willimson number 77 struggle up the Gauldry Road was basically my Glastonbury.

Aha, towards Ballinbreich, a crap castle with a great name. (This is my bit of the world, or was, for some hypnotically boring teenage years.)

Is that from Balmerino Shore?

(No Friends disrespect in the tl pls. It got creaky and soapy after 100 episodes, but so would you.)

I mean, FFS.

Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world who remembers the look-and-feel lawsuits of the 1990s

Seconding this. Go to the McManus, then stop by The Unicorn instead of the Discovery. Walk up past the Lemmings statue to Eastfield (lunch) or the Speedwell (for a pint). Back into town. Bach for coffee, Selkie or Gallery 48 for food, drink at Trades House or Draffens (in the alley behind Frank's).

(Reminded of that by seeing pictures of the East Wing ballroom, to be clear. I don't just tell you random stuff apropos nothing. We're not that close.)