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R. Bryan Proctor
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
Pinned
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Hegseth and Trump don’t want to release the second boat bomb video because it’s evidence they are murderers. It’s not that complicated.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I had an appointment with the orthopedic surgeon at 10:30. It is now 11:40. I am still waiting. There are 30 people in a waiting room the size of a shoe box. And someone has the worst case of stank ass I’ve ever encountered.

Kill. Me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I had a car shipped from Virginia to California ONE time 5 years ago and the shipping company has contacted me at least once a week every week since then to see if I want to ship another one. No matter how many times I tell them to stop, it continues. I feel like I’m in a fucking time loop.
a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says leave me alone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says leave me alone
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Symptoms of chemo therapy:

Cognitive decline ✅
Lethargy ✅
Bruising/skin discoloration ✅
Irritability/mood swings ✅
Leg swelling ✅
Weight loss ✅
Hair loss ✅
Regular MRIs ✅

They can try to lie all they want, but it’s pretty clear he’s got cancer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This man is on Chemo. You can’t change my mind. They’re desperately trying to hide it, but the fatigue, the cognitive decline, the MRIs, the weight loss, the hair loss, the BRUISES?? All of it can be explained by cancer treatment.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Still trying to process the news from today. The only thing I know for sure is I’m fucking angry. Two Guardsmen being gunned down in broad daylight right in front of the white house is disgusting and inexcusable. What ever the assailants purpose was, he deserves the harshest possible punishment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Reminder: If Trump believed even for one minute his orders to the military were always going to be lawful, he would’ve endorsed the PSA from democratic lawmakers, not threatened to have them arrested and executed.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is the real reason they defunded the Dept. of Education. They need the money to pay for all of his vacations. He’s spent more time in Palm Beach than he has at the white house this year.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The amount of time and effort that the Trump administration is devoting to trying to convince the military that they have to follow illegal orders is the most terrifying thing this fucking regime has done. And that’s a ridiculously high bar.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A hearty Happy Birthday to the US Marines! Congrats on 250 years of almost being as good as the Army! 😉

But seriously, happy birthday Marines. Thank you all for continuing to be the baddest mfrs on the planet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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There’s still time to call senators. Let me explain. Sorry not sorry about the cat. He’s also really upset about this deal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some asshole ate all of the Halloween candy, so now I have to go buy more before tonight. (It was me, I’m the asshole.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bloody hell…
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
BREAKING: In response to Trumps threat of sanctions for hurting his feelings, Columbia threatens to cut off Don Jr’s. supply of booger sugar.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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All it takes is some backbone people. They don’t have an answer for backbone.
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I can’t wait to be told that this guy, the Iraq war vet driving the lifted Chevy festooned with American flags, was actually a gay trans child molester who wrote “choke me daddy” on his bullets.
September 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM