Squeezing the alcohol out of the lens cleaning wipes directly into my mouth to Quench the Thirst

i'm like the suicidal mr. rogers

what if i filled a paintball gun w/ cheese balls? would you open your mouth like a little slut?

And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

Ranking my friends by vulnerability

eating on a giant cabbage like a rat beast