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(Vance after blasting it with a shotgun and its head regenerates): HIS ASS IS GONNA BLOW!
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
(Vance after blasting it with a shotgun and its head regenerates): HIS ASS IS GONNA BLOW!
What about the Richard Simmons robot?
a cartoon of homer simpson singing shake your booty shake your booty oh shake shake shake
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson singing shake your booty shake your booty oh shake shake shake
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What about the Richard Simmons robot?
The media and the far left wanted him back the most because the old guy was too boring and their money was drying up fast
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The media and the far left wanted him back the most because the old guy was too boring and their money was drying up fast
Gotta protect the cash cow because he’s like a circus with a bear on a unicycle juggling three chainsaws mixed with a car crash
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gotta protect the cash cow because he’s like a circus with a bear on a unicycle juggling three chainsaws mixed with a car crash
But something something Punk bad and hurt me smol bean fwiends
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
But something something Punk bad and hurt me smol bean fwiends
A QB isn’t going to magically solve Tomlin’s problems with poor/outdated game management, not to mention he can’t develop talent anymore, nor is he a QB whisper like people who say that he just needs a QB like to somehow claim he is
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A QB isn’t going to magically solve Tomlin’s problems with poor/outdated game management, not to mention he can’t develop talent anymore, nor is he a QB whisper like people who say that he just needs a QB like to somehow claim he is
Idk, it’d be nice to not be mediocre for once and actually have a competent offense. Plus there’s the fact Tomlin has the same amount of consecutive playoff losses as Marvin Lewis, and George Pickens performance in Dallas showing that he can’t develop talent anymore
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Idk, it’d be nice to not be mediocre for once and actually have a competent offense. Plus there’s the fact Tomlin has the same amount of consecutive playoff losses as Marvin Lewis, and George Pickens performance in Dallas showing that he can’t develop talent anymore
If they lose, then it’s finally time to let Tomlin go at the end of the season. It’s past time we get a new HC that won’t hire his unqualified drinking buddies for coordinating positions and actually knows how to run an offense in today’s league. Let Tomlin get hired for FOX’s NFL panel
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If they lose, then it’s finally time to let Tomlin go at the end of the season. It’s past time we get a new HC that won’t hire his unqualified drinking buddies for coordinating positions and actually knows how to run an offense in today’s league. Let Tomlin get hired for FOX’s NFL panel
Can we please start stuffing dorks like that in lockers again, or give them swirlies?
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Can we please start stuffing dorks like that in lockers again, or give them swirlies?
Everything is ableist to you dorks. If bullying was still around when you were in high school, dorks like you would’ve been stuffed in lockers and society would be in a better place
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Everything is ableist to you dorks. If bullying was still around when you were in high school, dorks like you would’ve been stuffed in lockers and society would be in a better place
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Not only was the Times obsessed with Hillary Clinton's emails while ignoring emails about Donald Trump sent to its own reporter, but since then it has constantly attacked anyone who dared look into questions of Trump's character. All with sanctimony.
Now we know it was all a big lie.
Now we know it was all a big lie.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Not only was the Times obsessed with Hillary Clinton's emails while ignoring emails about Donald Trump sent to its own reporter, but since then it has constantly attacked anyone who dared look into questions of Trump's character. All with sanctimony.
Now we know it was all a big lie.
Now we know it was all a big lie.
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So the next time you read a hit piece on a Democrat who called them out or see some self-righteous bullshit about how they seek the truth without fear or favor, pull out this email and ask: What did the NY Times know and when did they know it? You will get nothing but crickets from them in response.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So the next time you read a hit piece on a Democrat who called them out or see some self-righteous bullshit about how they seek the truth without fear or favor, pull out this email and ask: What did the NY Times know and when did they know it? You will get nothing but crickets from them in response.
Real talk, I hate modern day War Games matches. It’s supposed to end 5-10 minutes after everyone is in the ring, not 30 minutes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Real talk, I hate modern day War Games matches. It’s supposed to end 5-10 minutes after everyone is in the ring, not 30 minutes.
Call the Pokémon Center…but not for me!
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Call the Pokémon Center…but not for me!
Hasan is literally felating the boot
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hasan is literally felating the boot
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A lot of their logic is "THINGS MUST SUCK SO WE CAN GET COMMUNISM THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING" and if that was true, the USSR would still be a thing and not dead for the last 30 years
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A lot of their logic is "THINGS MUST SUCK SO WE CAN GET COMMUNISM THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING" and if that was true, the USSR would still be a thing and not dead for the last 30 years
What they sound like when they say they have a plan
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What they sound like when they say they have a plan
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Same, but also keep in mind that they could impeach but not convict!
And the last time they failed to convict, everyone went around blaming Dems for Not Wanting It Enough and it being Worse Than Nothing!
The trap must still be avoided!
And the last time they failed to convict, everyone went around blaming Dems for Not Wanting It Enough and it being Worse Than Nothing!
The trap must still be avoided!
The only reason why I want the Dems to retake the House and Senate is to impeach the entire cabinet. Policy is secondary since we’re not gonna get anything substantial until a Dem retakes the WH
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Same, but also keep in mind that they could impeach but not convict!
And the last time they failed to convict, everyone went around blaming Dems for Not Wanting It Enough and it being Worse Than Nothing!
The trap must still be avoided!
And the last time they failed to convict, everyone went around blaming Dems for Not Wanting It Enough and it being Worse Than Nothing!
The trap must still be avoided!
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I just don't think people understand just how much their decision to smear the Democratic nominees in 2024 have negatively impacted Dems' ability to get *anything* positive done for the next 3 years.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just don't think people understand just how much their decision to smear the Democratic nominees in 2024 have negatively impacted Dems' ability to get *anything* positive done for the next 3 years.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
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There's a lot of hopium about "well we'll make the party what WE want" or "fine we'll start our OWN party" and even though this comes from allegedly serious people, the tone is not "I've thought this through and have a plan" it's "MOM YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN I RUN AWAY YOU'LL SEE"
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There's a lot of hopium about "well we'll make the party what WE want" or "fine we'll start our OWN party" and even though this comes from allegedly serious people, the tone is not "I've thought this through and have a plan" it's "MOM YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN I RUN AWAY YOU'LL SEE"