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Alex Broque
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Dude trying to eke out a happy life in SoCal / Working at AS6939 / AKA negi | pixelfed.social/BroqueaLA
Saffron garlic butter poached lobster tails with linguine and wine sauce made with some of the strained poaching butter
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Alex Broque
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ralph's had a stupid number of frozen lobster tails in the case, so grabbed 4 on the cheap and am gonna make a butter poached tail with wine sauce over linguini tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I woke up to Iraq War 2.0, now with even less pretext aside from "oil oil oil".

The people don't seem to matter to our admin, just that tasty heavy crude.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Gringo taco night
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The problem with timing my only 2 weeks of PTO at the end of the year, is the rain kills my chances for therapy on the motorcycles
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Pepper jack stuffed pretzels with coarse ground Dijon
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Watched 3 movies this week: The Carpenter's Son, Sisu: Road to Revenge, and Corey Feldman vs. the World.

Honestly I was bored, and Nick Cage is a fun gamble. This was no Pig.

Sisu 2 was more old men beating the shit out of each other!

Corey: Good look at later stages of celebrity and character.
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My holiday gift to myself this year was 2 bills for the adjustable foot/calf rest for my Secret Lab chair.

Suuuuuuuper comfy!
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dijon breaded porkchop with some broccoli and jasmine rice
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
FMT2 facility is forever meme'd now.

Also that looks like between rows 1 and 2 in Suite/Hallway 1200.

Can't believe we retrofit that datacenter from an old Apple-II manufacturing facility, then random auction shipping site at the time back in 2005.
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down..."

"What desert?"

"It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical... Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a Tesla-"
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why am I the only fucker answering his phone ON 2 WEEKS PTO?????????

Claiming a comp day. I'm taking the extra day after vacation ends.
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Went to check email before totally disappearing for 2 weeks, and work VPN is dead and the phone won't connect.

PTO is a harsh mistress.
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The more I see the FLOCK unsecured stuff come out, the more I'm reminded of unsecured AXIS cameras in the wild, and my old cam-eater project to develop and test an in-house security DVR by pulling down hundreds of them in real-time and archiving.
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So I guess FireFox wants more AI in its code; so is Brave not crap?
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Maybe its 30 years of touching connectors, but this seems odd:

"asked for the fiber TX/RX connectors be rotated; The connector is clipped in. I risk breaking this connector if I do it"

Your fingers? A flat screwdriver? You remove the plastic clip... Even twisting LC either direction opens it up.
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Watching a Twitch streamer struggle to get their camera working at the same time as Zoom to interview a candidate, is why we tell customers to ALWAYS PROVIDE A DIAL-IN
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Disney+ After Dark: User generated Rule34 AI content to wank to that you pay to create and then pay to watch, all to float this bubble that when pops, takes so much bullshit with it.

Congrats.

Burn it all down.
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
so is Filmore a town of standing rubble now?

i got like 50 quake alerts for a slew of 2.6-3.3
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Main Man has entered the conversation
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My family has reached the "burn resources making funny AI videos with family photos" stage of late-stage-capitalism.

What even is this strange giggle track they added as fake voices...

The Diamond Age, it is not.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Plur1bus feels like an amazing moment in casting a metric ton of extras.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gonna be honest, I'm surprised to hear they licensed Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint as an upcoming anime. Figured we'd be delving into sillier titles like Greatest Estate Developer.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
BLT kind of night
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM