brooks
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I put the ‘post’ in imposter syndrome
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I put the ‘post’ in imposter syndrome
Love a four-day weekend, i literally forgot what I do for a living for a second
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Love a four-day weekend, i literally forgot what I do for a living for a second
I don’t fall for Starbucks propaganda that’s why I only listen to Ariana Medium
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don’t fall for Starbucks propaganda that’s why I only listen to Ariana Medium
Black Friday emails from brands are like letters from exes who just realized you’re the one that got away
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Black Friday emails from brands are like letters from exes who just realized you’re the one that got away
Me as an evil villain: I will just chill out in my evil lair for weeks, nay months, for the good guys to try and stop me muahaha *fires up twitter*
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me as an evil villain: I will just chill out in my evil lair for weeks, nay months, for the good guys to try and stop me muahaha *fires up twitter*
It would be crazy if you went to see Paul McCartney on this upcoming tour and right before the *na-na-na* part of ‘Hey Jude’ your phone vibrated and you got the news alert that it happened
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It would be crazy if you went to see Paul McCartney on this upcoming tour and right before the *na-na-na* part of ‘Hey Jude’ your phone vibrated and you got the news alert that it happened
Clawed? What is that, an LLM for cats?
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Clawed? What is that, an LLM for cats?
My Subway take is that I’d rather get a sandwich almost anywhere else
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My Subway take is that I’d rather get a sandwich almost anywhere else
If there’s one thing the Hard Fork Roblox CEO interview taught me, it’s that a lot of these tech guys don’t actually care about their product so as long as it allows them play rich redpilled techno-libertarian cryptofash oligarch cosplay and giggle about Polymarket in their Signal chats
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If there’s one thing the Hard Fork Roblox CEO interview taught me, it’s that a lot of these tech guys don’t actually care about their product so as long as it allows them play rich redpilled techno-libertarian cryptofash oligarch cosplay and giggle about Polymarket in their Signal chats
I’m 100% certain I could get Trump to let me hold the nuclear football
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m 100% certain I could get Trump to let me hold the nuclear football
You should never be racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, antisemetic, or ableist, but you can always, always make fun of the French.
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You should never be racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, antisemetic, or ableist, but you can always, always make fun of the French.
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
Nice face card, now let’s see your library card
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nice face card, now let’s see your library card
This Men’s Day, tell men who suck shit to shut the fuck up
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Men’s Day, tell men who suck shit to shut the fuck up
Too bad Halloween was last month, Frankepstein would have been a perfect costume
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Too bad Halloween was last month, Frankepstein would have been a perfect costume
I love Thanksgiving mostly as a demonstration of mammalian phylogenetic dominance over the dinosaurs by ritually gobbling upon their most absurd descendant
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love Thanksgiving mostly as a demonstration of mammalian phylogenetic dominance over the dinosaurs by ritually gobbling upon their most absurd descendant
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
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One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
Grateful for my new followers finally bringing me up to 4K, don’t think I could ever go back to 1080p
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Grateful for my new followers finally bringing me up to 4K, don’t think I could ever go back to 1080p
I really need new socks, trying to decide if I should buy some or just a wait a month
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I really need new socks, trying to decide if I should buy some or just a wait a month
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
This Epstein email dump is like Christmas for the finger-winging proletariat I-told-you-so scolds
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This Epstein email dump is like Christmas for the finger-winging proletariat I-told-you-so scolds
Jeffrey Epstein emails like someone who thinks themself as untouchable.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Jeffrey Epstein emails like someone who thinks themself as untouchable.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
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On Dec. 8, 2015, Jeffrey Epstein offers a NY Times reporter photos of Donald Trump and "girls in bikinis in my kitchen." Epstein tells the reporter that he "gave" Trump his "20 year old girlfriend...after two years."
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
On Dec. 8, 2015, Jeffrey Epstein offers a NY Times reporter photos of Donald Trump and "girls in bikinis in my kitchen." Epstein tells the reporter that he "gave" Trump his "20 year old girlfriend...after two years."
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
Yet another reminder that the world is run by disgusting men strategically concealing each other’s secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yet another reminder that the world is run by disgusting men strategically concealing each other’s secrets.
No shade to The Beatles but if they hadn’t written all those songs I would have
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No shade to The Beatles but if they hadn’t written all those songs I would have