brooks
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Hakeem Jeffries is like the Multiplicity Obama that came after Beto O’Rourke
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is like the Multiplicity Obama that came after Beto O’Rourke
This will win me no bsky points, but the LinkedIn game “Zip” is excellent and I play it every morning
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
This will win me no bsky points, but the LinkedIn game “Zip” is excellent and I play it every morning
OK, but lets not forget what happened the last time a unrepentant narcissist couldn’t take a joke…
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
OK, but lets not forget what happened the last time a unrepentant narcissist couldn’t take a joke…
I know I’m straight because I watched Heated Rivalry and was more turned on by the apartment porn than anything else
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I know I’m straight because I watched Heated Rivalry and was more turned on by the apartment porn than anything else
Whoever named this color ‘Oxblood’ went *way* harder than they needed to
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Whoever named this color ‘Oxblood’ went *way* harder than they needed to
If you’ve sent her 25+ Instagram Reels and she’s yet to send you a single one in return, I’ve got bad news for you bro
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you’ve sent her 25+ Instagram Reels and she’s yet to send you a single one in return, I’ve got bad news for you bro
‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ but it’s just a list of shit Trump did *this week*
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ but it’s just a list of shit Trump did *this week*
We’re living in historic times. Don’t let your future-self be disappointed that you didn’t do more.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
We’re living in historic times. Don’t let your future-self be disappointed that you didn’t do more.
The holiday season officially ends when you take all the beautiful cards your friends sent you, sharing love, joy, dreams, reflections, and excitement for the new year, and throw them in the trash can
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The holiday season officially ends when you take all the beautiful cards your friends sent you, sharing love, joy, dreams, reflections, and excitement for the new year, and throw them in the trash can
36 is a great age because... wait am I 36? I might be 37. Let me do some math real quick... oh my god I'm 39
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
36 is a great age because... wait am I 36? I might be 37. Let me do some math real quick... oh my god I'm 39
Flagging any email I see tomorrow morning sent during our 16-day winter liminal as ‘performative’
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Flagging any email I see tomorrow morning sent during our 16-day winter liminal as ‘performative’
Modern wealth has warped my sense of big numbers; I hear that the universe is 13.8 billion years old and think pfft, Elon’s net worth swung that much over the course of an afternoon
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Modern wealth has warped my sense of big numbers; I hear that the universe is 13.8 billion years old and think pfft, Elon’s net worth swung that much over the course of an afternoon
The Trump administration has also declared war on the people trying to take a break from drinking for a little while
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The Trump administration has also declared war on the people trying to take a break from drinking for a little while
When MAGA said they were going to “bring back manufacturing,” what they meant was ‘manufactured controversies’
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
When MAGA said they were going to “bring back manufacturing,” what they meant was ‘manufactured controversies’
Ironic that the people most critical of Rama Duwaji’s boots are the same people who most love licking boots
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Ironic that the people most critical of Rama Duwaji’s boots are the same people who most love licking boots
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When you hard code transvestigation into your AI and expect it not to come for your people!
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
When you hard code transvestigation into your AI and expect it not to come for your people!
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
xAI has a >$200B valuation
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
xAI has a >$200B valuation
Dry January starting with a long weekend; feels like we’re gonna lose some soldiers on the front lines, captain
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Dry January starting with a long weekend; feels like we’re gonna lose some soldiers on the front lines, captain
At the risk of giving improv comedians any further encouragement, I will say one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that the key to being a good conversationalist, partner, and friend, is to be the kind of person that consistently ‘yes, and…’s
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
At the risk of giving improv comedians any further encouragement, I will say one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that the key to being a good conversationalist, partner, and friend, is to be the kind of person that consistently ‘yes, and…’s
Gonna miss him, a little bit
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gonna miss him, a little bit
I’ve eaten food that fell off the table and sat on the floor longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve eaten food that fell off the table and sat on the floor longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve grieved over the season finale of Apple TV’s hit program ‘Pluribus’ longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve grieved over the season finale of Apple TV’s hit program ‘Pluribus’ longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve mourned Toronado beer menu changes longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve mourned Toronado beer menu changes longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve mourned WWE Intercontinental championship losses longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve mourned WWE Intercontinental championship losses longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband