brooks
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Here you go, I made this for the boomers in your life falling for the slop
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here you go, I made this for the boomers in your life falling for the slop
This is the most Bay Area joke I’ve ever come up with
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is the most Bay Area joke I’ve ever come up with
I met a nice gentleman today, feel like he’s going places
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I met a nice gentleman today, feel like he’s going places
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
You’re laughing. We’re about to lose the highest scoring Candy Crush champions of the world and you’re laughing.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You’re laughing. We’re about to lose the highest scoring Candy Crush champions of the world and you’re laughing.
Roses are red
Bootsy Collins is bassist
Bootsy Collins is bassist
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Roses are red
Bootsy Collins is bassist
Bootsy Collins is bassist
BREAKING: two close friends of Jeffrey Epstein endorse serial sexual abuser for position of power
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
BREAKING: two close friends of Jeffrey Epstein endorse serial sexual abuser for position of power
Racist NYC millionaires: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EATS RICE WITH HIS HANDS!!!!
Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:
Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Racist NYC millionaires: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EATS RICE WITH HIS HANDS!!!!
Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:
Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:
Say what you will, but this is thermodynamicly correct
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Say what you will, but this is thermodynamicly correct
If Wall*E can pull an Eve, you can ask her out
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If Wall*E can pull an Eve, you can ask her out
Today in ‘We Live In Hell’
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Today in ‘We Live In Hell’
“Why don't you just make the M4 faster and make 4 be the top number and make that a little faster?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Why don't you just make the M4 faster and make 4 be the top number and make that a little faster?”
So there’s a “Conspiracy Cafe” opening in my neighborhood, and by the looks of the menu they are *really going for it*
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So there’s a “Conspiracy Cafe” opening in my neighborhood, and by the looks of the menu they are *really going for it*
Oh no I lost my balloon
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh no I lost my balloon
What this generation needs is their own version of LOTR to teach them about healthy non-toxic masculinity
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What this generation needs is their own version of LOTR to teach them about healthy non-toxic masculinity
I know this is spam because no one I know would ever message me something insane like “Hello”
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I know this is spam because no one I know would ever message me something insane like “Hello”
Just realized if you remove the cameras and add some handles, the iPhone 17 Pro is basically a fridge
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just realized if you remove the cameras and add some handles, the iPhone 17 Pro is basically a fridge
Hard to believe this was 43 years ago
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hard to believe this was 43 years ago
This is such a fun way to frame unremitting IP theft
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is such a fun way to frame unremitting IP theft
My two groups of friends
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My two groups of friends
Looks like it’s time to bust out the hat
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Looks like it’s time to bust out the hat
A lineup of pure terror
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A lineup of pure terror