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🐰 aspiring rabber and hip hop artist

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damn i have no idea who this mysterious rabbit rapper is who just confessed to the murder of Brian Thompson, the healthcare CEO????? Wtf?????

i knew luigi didnt do it lmao i told yall. this is crazy i wonder if they'll catch her
hi everyone it's me Lil Yandy

⚠️ i'd like to announce I (NOT LUIGI MANGIONE) killed Brian Thompson. For more details, please listen to my new song, "CEO MURDA (Usher Confessions Parody)"

I hope you will all sing along with me using my special video ❤️

L!nk in comment below ⬇️
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Happy Birthday Caleb🎉
@mcdonaldsgoth.bsky.social and I had a wholesome time decorating cakes with our game cakes for inspo, I apologize to the birthday boy for immediately coming home and choking on Rafayel’s…exquisite hair😭😭
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
where is the Heart-Brooke Parasite. i need his help very badly right now. it's actually an emergency
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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May 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
THIS guy knows what i'm talking bout 👇 (hey it's my new apartment, look)
April 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
y'all may not know this about Indiana but, around here a house isn't a home until you've baked 1 pie, 1 cheesecake, painted everything, and started a new Stardew save to celebrate the long-awaited Sunberry Village mod
April 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@thefriendroute.bsky.social post your fic thanks --brooke
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Chp 6 of I’ll Be In The Middle (While You Three Get Along) is finally here!!! The seven month hiatus is over 😭 Thank you guys for being so patient, I love y’all sm and will keep delivering poly LaDs 🙏🏻

It’s time for the men to meet!! Group date!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/555446...
I'll Be In The Middle (While You Three Get Along) - Chapter 6 - loveanddeepgays (astrriis) - 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
March 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned
- federal judge upholds birthright citizenship
- another judge blocks voluntary resignation
- NY state going to court over treasury business
- patel put on ice for at least a week
trump and musk have been taking big L’s all day and it’s important you celebrate them because these people can be beaten
February 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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MAGA propaganda so bad that even russian propaganda is debunking it, what the hell is going on anymore
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.

Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:

1. Create a new $15B science fund

2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada

3. Immediate permanent residency

4. Citizenship after 2 years

Overnight a science superpower
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Yes, it's a hostile take-over.
Yes, break the glass.
February 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
sorry i was weird last night. i had a single liquor filled chocolate
January 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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BREAKING: Two unions with over two million government workers are suing the Trump admin over illegal executive orders.

AFSCME and AFGE assert that Trump illegally exceeded his authority by unilaterally trying to roll back a regulation that protects civil servants.
January 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Wow.

Bernie just nailed RFK Jr. over his newly-found belief in vaccines

RFK founded an organisation called Children’s Health Defence. Today, it is selling onesies for babies with anti-vax messages.

One says “Unvaxxed, unafraid”. Another says “No vax. No problem”.

RFK should be done.

(🎥 CNN)
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM