Gretchen Peeners
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Gretchen Peeners
@brokeyoke.bsky.social
MDNI | 24 | they/she
disorganized perfectionist
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yo have you ever heard "the drums?" connects aux, opens garageband
I feel like ai is a tool for averages and it should be treated as such.
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
m'licious
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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With the start of the semester around the corner, we're excited to share (some of) our upcoming events for the 2025-26 academic year!

Mark your calendars 📅 for these panel discussions, each are open the public and HYBRID. CART will be provided.

Learn more and register at the link in our bio 🔗
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Don't act like there isn't a crisis. Act like it isn't the last crisis you will ever face.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Edinburgh I am inside you
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
my phone is now only slightly chaotic but this one's cute. am I giving out too much information about myself
July 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i wonder how you wind up with the gig of being a patient for the Snapchat version of doctor pimple popper. like that is such an alternative reality for me. If anyone has insights I'm genuinely curious
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
about to absolutely destroy this sub
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
made my phone look chaotically inconsistent to cope with the impossibility of perfection and the nature of being
July 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I read somewhere that happier people replace "I'm sorry" with "Thank you" like "Sorry for talking so much" becomes "Thank you for listening". All that being said thank you for letting me finish on your leg 10 seconds in.
March 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm
July 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
smoking the joint from both ends
June 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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are any Edinburgh queers on here that wanna text me
May 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
transjohndeere
June 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
do you ever smoke a cigarette and then it reminds you of all the times you smoked a cigarette and the people you did that with and then you're on the verge of tears or just me
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kia souls are gonna be so cool in like 10 years istg and when it happens I will be like guys i liked this in 2017 and then everyone will clap and congratulate me for being an agp hipster
June 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
why are men hot when they cry and ask for a hug asking for a friend
May 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
are any Edinburgh queers on here that wanna text me
May 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
gender is a performance and I have performance anxiety
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
update my work nemesis is capable of growth and I love him
May 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"life's a competition, and I'm your dad"- words from a dear friend
May 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i have a mental breakdown every Sunday and then realize much later it's because I haven't taken my anti mental breakdown shot
May 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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The comments really underline no one knows what the fuck humans should be eating
The ‘ultra-processed food’ panic is pretty clearly just a mix of wishful thinking and classism
May 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
new Vegas remaster when
April 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM