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Brock Winstead
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Lift that sword, Shermy.
The beauty and majesty and _accessibility_ of our national parks is another form of American soft power, so of course they're going to do everything they can to poison it. I hate everything they do, but this one I hate extra.
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
She is well-versed in the operation of the cat door

And yet.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'll sell the secret of my sculpture The Lump for like half that. People need to be shopping around for sculpture secret bargains. Can't just click the first thing in the search results.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Someone should invent a squirrel that isn't ... like that.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A fully stocked grocery store entirely devoid of other humans is my heaven. Even if it must be a Sprouts.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Let's see what private equity does to Denny's. I'm sure only good things. abcnews.go.com/Business/wir...
Denny's to be acquired and taken private in a deal valued at $620 million
Denny’s said Monday that it’s being acquired by a group of investors who will take the breakfast chain private
abcnews.go.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by Brock Winstead
May all terrible people be sad tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think this year's Thanksgiving mood is going to be "playing 'Alice's Restaurant' on repeat, but not the whole thing, just the part where he says 'Shrink ... I wanna kill. I mean I wanna -- I wanna kill. Kill!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Brock Winstead
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wake up, babe, new proxy war just dropped
A Russian IL-76 transport aircraft linked to the former Wagner group has just landed in Caracas.

#Venezuela
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No kings equals no paychecks. No princesses equals no dental coverage. No viscounts equals no 401ks.
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Brock Winstead
does anyone know if we have america tomorrow
October 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My daughter is watching a "how to draw a wolf cub" video on YT. I offered to play it at half speed so it was easier for her to follow along. So now she's receiving drawing instructions from a man who has very recently consumed 6 beers.
October 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My new thing is going to be pronouncing both "u"s in "vacuuming". Everybody's gotta have a thing.
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We should have reserved the term "ghost gun" to refer to the actual ghost of a dead gun.
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not the first well-known Minnesotan to note that an escalator can only become stairs.
Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
disingenuous, squalid, and dishonorable
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When all you have is a fascism, everything is an enemy from within to be met with force.
September 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is not a far away enough off for this to fuck.
September 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yeah all right, okay earth, that's enough out of you
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
who up contemplating they mortality
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Earthqu-awake
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think this is true with a slight variation. Hazing -- punishment of younger by older because the older were once subject to that same punishment -- is stupid and cruel.

What Miller lacked was not hazing per se. What he lacked was suitably physical consequences for his antisocial utterances.
I have this working theory (which could be confirmed or refuted by evidence, I'm not married to it) that:

1. Hazing is stupid and cruel
2. Steven Miller was inadequately hazed
No idea huh? I wonder what the dragon's like. Is it a Grand Dragon, Stephen?
September 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM