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Brock Nicholson (he/they/whatever)
@brocknicholson.bsky.social
I mostly post random thoughts about comics, wrestling, movies, music, and politics. I write stories. I'm trying to sell a novel. I work in a library.

The views expressed here are solely my own.
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I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Really developing a first-hand appreciation for the term "crash out" tonight.
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Taps sign. If you are gonna resist, flee, protect people, etc., do not post about it. And do not identify others who take their stand. Protect yourselves, and each other.
There is a time when, if you are anticipating things are gonna get really bad, you need to safeguard yourself by not posting in advance about how you intend to deal with said things once they do get bad. Don't leave receipts for the gestapo, all.

I'm serious.
June 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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ME AT GYM: mind if I work in?
GUY STANDING AT URINAL: what
May 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Are suspenders hot because of firefighters, or are firefighters hot because they wear suspenders?
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Every single match I've played in the Midweek Magic event I have gotten an opening hand with 1 fetch land, mulliganed down to 5 cards with 3 lands, drawn one more land, and then never seen another land, no matter how many turns the game has gone. It's possible I'm wildly unlucky, but...
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The opening fight sequence in the new Daredevil looks fake as fuck. It was like watching a poorly done video game cutscene.
May 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Self is a Klein Bottle.
April 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I haven't bought a pair of Levi's in a while. I might have to go see how they fit.
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Pity you're killing me. I know where the bombs are hidden."

Great last words or greatest last words?
April 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I often see this claim that LLMs are useful, but I never really see specific examples of the usefulness. What can you actually use these things for? What are they good at, that a human being wouldn't be equally, or more, capable of?
There are a lot of critiques of LLMs that I agree with but "they suck and aren't useful" doesn't really hold water.

I understand people not using them because of social, economic, and environmental concerns. And I also understand people using them because they can be very useful.

Thoughts?
April 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I played Ultimate Werewolf for the first time recently and I don't understand why the werewolves are villains. They don't do anything. They just look at each other.
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
P-O-T-T-A-T-O
I just misspelled
Potato
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm listening to a podcast called Bright Sessions and, up until now, I've been really enjoying it. In the 3rd season there's an episode where a person with the supernatural ability to compel obedience attempts to kidnap a character's boyfriend.
April 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Saddle" being a sorcery is a constant frustration.
April 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Virtue signaling is good actually.
April 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Can someone explain the difference between a guillotine choke and a ninja choke to me like I'm 5?
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"OK, he has free will." - also Vinnie. About the dog after he refused to take trash from me.
April 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Dogs don't have free will. Cats do." - Vinnie
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
MTG Arena should require you to congratulate your opponent before conceding.
April 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Fuse" beads, or whatever they're called, are the worst and I hate them.
April 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Panama Sunrise is the worst move in professional wrestling.
April 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Don Callis is so good at putting people over while talking shit. I love his particular brand of scummy, heel commentary.
April 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Just walked out of Walmart with a $200 bike for free! Last year I bought $1000 of goods from Walmart while they bought $0 of goods from me (trade deficit), so I imposed a 20% tarrif on the store because apparently they owe me something despite the fact that nobody forced me to buy anything from them
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It was just medically confirmed that I look like a movie star.
April 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM