Brittany Deanna
@brittanydeanna.bsky.social
Portland based, Memphis educated. Mental health counselor.
If you drive a white Toyota Highlander and parked up on the curb, in my neighbor’s yard, to attend a Friday night service (???) at the church up the street—
I was the one who wrote “you’re an asshole” on your dirty back window.
Jesus hates people who park like assholes.
I was the one who wrote “you’re an asshole” on your dirty back window.
Jesus hates people who park like assholes.
December 14, 2024 at 4:35 AM
If you drive a white Toyota Highlander and parked up on the curb, in my neighbor’s yard, to attend a Friday night service (???) at the church up the street—
I was the one who wrote “you’re an asshole” on your dirty back window.
Jesus hates people who park like assholes.
I was the one who wrote “you’re an asshole” on your dirty back window.
Jesus hates people who park like assholes.
I redownloaded Hinge 🫡
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I redownloaded Hinge 🫡
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Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
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People who don’t use headphones in public deserve the electric chair 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
People who don’t use headphones in public deserve the electric chair 🙂
Just re-downloaded Hinge because I obviously want my self esteem to plunge during SAD szn in Portland
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Just re-downloaded Hinge because I obviously want my self esteem to plunge during SAD szn in Portland
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
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I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested let me know and I'II hop over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
November 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested let me know and I'II hop over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Just a reminder that in 2020, Dr. Oz suggested that opening schools during COVID would "only cost us 2-3% in terms of total mortality," and that "any life is a life lost but... that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider."
November 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Just a reminder that in 2020, Dr. Oz suggested that opening schools during COVID would "only cost us 2-3% in terms of total mortality," and that "any life is a life lost but... that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider."
Please be advised that between the Eras Tour ending, Wicked coming out, Kraken hockey, and Grizzlies basketball, I will be insufferable for the foreseeable future.
November 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Please be advised that between the Eras Tour ending, Wicked coming out, Kraken hockey, and Grizzlies basketball, I will be insufferable for the foreseeable future.
Meanwhile on the other site, I triggered some idiot and he’s posting that I’m fat and ugly under numerous tweets. Men are so uninspired
November 16, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Meanwhile on the other site, I triggered some idiot and he’s posting that I’m fat and ugly under numerous tweets. Men are so uninspired
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
I feel like this is how I look when I’m listening to metal. Like, full of rage but can’t be taken seriously.
November 16, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I feel like this is how I look when I’m listening to metal. Like, full of rage but can’t be taken seriously.
Being a single adult means I can put up my Christmas decorations on Nov 15th because it makes me and my cat happy
November 16, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Being a single adult means I can put up my Christmas decorations on Nov 15th because it makes me and my cat happy
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Office Shooter Too Grossed Out To Kick Down Door Of Lactation Room
theonion.com/office-shoot...
theonion.com/office-shoot...
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Office Shooter Too Grossed Out To Kick Down Door Of Lactation Room
theonion.com/office-shoot...
theonion.com/office-shoot...
Lmaooo
I see that the new Attorney General is already trending on Twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Lmaooo
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me when I order the hottest chicken jalfrezi on the menu
November 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
me when I order the hottest chicken jalfrezi on the menu
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shot, but the sky was so clear I forgot about the cold, I was in absolute awe at what I was seeing. The pinky area a 3rd of the way up the Milky Way is the North America nebula and in the top left you just about make out the Andromeda galaxy.
#photography
#photography
November 13, 2024 at 5:34 AM
shot, but the sky was so clear I forgot about the cold, I was in absolute awe at what I was seeing. The pinky area a 3rd of the way up the Milky Way is the North America nebula and in the top left you just about make out the Andromeda galaxy.
#photography
#photography
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Uhhh. This is my dog, Pepita, dressed up as the pope. Popeita. That’s all I got.
November 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Uhhh. This is my dog, Pepita, dressed up as the pope. Popeita. That’s all I got.
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do you think Wolverine can dunk a basketball? Most 5'3" guys can't, but he's got extra strength, right? But he's got a couple hundred pounds of metal weighing him down too.
I've been thinking about it for a bit and I think he'd be a great rebounder (weight, agility) but not a good dunker
I've been thinking about it for a bit and I think he'd be a great rebounder (weight, agility) but not a good dunker
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM
do you think Wolverine can dunk a basketball? Most 5'3" guys can't, but he's got extra strength, right? But he's got a couple hundred pounds of metal weighing him down too.
I've been thinking about it for a bit and I think he'd be a great rebounder (weight, agility) but not a good dunker
I've been thinking about it for a bit and I think he'd be a great rebounder (weight, agility) but not a good dunker
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The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
November 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
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Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake
Don't look at the news
Don't look at the news
(Looks at the news)
Oh, for fuck's sake