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ah nicotine, the zamboni of the mind
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when you think about it it’s still really crazy that Sonic Youth made guitars sound like that
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the only way taika waititi can redeem himself in my eyes is if he fights and defeats alex karp in hand to hand combat
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
zohran may have won the battle but sliwa will win the war (seeing a lot of berets around town)
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
wrote about the (cursed) puppet i found at village discount for $3
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.
This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power by the President of the United States.

America is on the brink of martial law.

Do not be silent.
This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”
October 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
horny david berman voice: no i don’t really want to die i only want to die in your thighs
October 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
waluigi mangione
September 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
now if only there was a good guy with a gun
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ok twitter’s becoming an actual nazi cesspool maybe i should move over here
but idk
August 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i want a final destination movie but it's only hamsters
August 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Incredible that the modern information pipeline as taken this ad from ‘a couple of TikToks reacting to it’ to ‘the President of the United States endorsing/lusting after it’
“Sidney”
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
phone on greyscale so bluesky becomes greysky
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
a pynchon adaptation directed by pta getting a fortnite collab feels like a win, but at what cost?
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wrote about the "sex recession"

open.substack.com/pub/briffing...
gen z vs sex
the "sex recession", a literacy crisis, and roblox
open.substack.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"
June 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
make america big again MABA
this would literally blow trumps mind
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM