Brian Jacobovitz
@brianjacobovitz.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, voice over actor, and cutie pie.
Are clams really that happy?
February 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Are clams really that happy?
Movies that don't make sense: Annie. A movie about a republican doing something nice for a poor person.
February 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Movies that don't make sense: Annie. A movie about a republican doing something nice for a poor person.
Every morning in the US is waking up and saying "what now?"
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Every morning in the US is waking up and saying "what now?"
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Trump and his lackeys want to divide us.
They want white people to blame Black and Latino people for every tragedy. And they want Black and Latino people to react not only with hurt but with justifiable anger.
We must not let them win.
They want white people to blame Black and Latino people for every tragedy. And they want Black and Latino people to react not only with hurt but with justifiable anger.
We must not let them win.
Deadly Bigotry
Friends,
robertreich.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trump and his lackeys want to divide us.
They want white people to blame Black and Latino people for every tragedy. And they want Black and Latino people to react not only with hurt but with justifiable anger.
We must not let them win.
They want white people to blame Black and Latino people for every tragedy. And they want Black and Latino people to react not only with hurt but with justifiable anger.
We must not let them win.
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Terrorists can only dream of blowing up the US Government the way our criminal president is.
So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.
February 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Terrorists can only dream of blowing up the US Government the way our criminal president is.
My prescriptions that got delivered to my apartment were stolen. Of all the the things to steal, how can you take peoples medication? Of all the things.
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My prescriptions that got delivered to my apartment were stolen. Of all the the things to steal, how can you take peoples medication? Of all the things.
If less people are having children, we might start to see a decrease in Dad jokes. And that'd be a shame.
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If less people are having children, we might start to see a decrease in Dad jokes. And that'd be a shame.
I dont know why my creative brain only turns on in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep.
January 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I dont know why my creative brain only turns on in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep.
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So it's dangerous for China to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
But it's okay for America's billionaires to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
Do I have this right?
But it's okay for America's billionaires to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
Do I have this right?
January 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So it's dangerous for China to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
But it's okay for America's billionaires to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
Do I have this right?
But it's okay for America's billionaires to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.
Do I have this right?
This would be an excellent time for GI Robot to exist in real life. IYKYK
and if not, go watch Creature Commandos cause it's great.
and if not, go watch Creature Commandos cause it's great.
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This would be an excellent time for GI Robot to exist in real life. IYKYK
and if not, go watch Creature Commandos cause it's great.
and if not, go watch Creature Commandos cause it's great.
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“Living your life to impress other men by hating women is one of the most embarrassing things I can imagine. Looking up to any of these men for how to live your life is even sadder.” Rebecca Shaw
The republican creed, the tech bible, hating Women.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The republican creed, the tech bible, hating Women.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Living your life to impress other men by hating women is one of the most embarrassing things I can imagine. Looking up to any of these men for how to live your life is even sadder.” Rebecca Shaw
The republican creed, the tech bible, hating Women.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The republican creed, the tech bible, hating Women.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
January 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
It would be really great if on Inauguration Day, Michelle Obama live streams whatever it is she's doing that day. I'd much rather watch that. I don't care what it is.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It would be really great if on Inauguration Day, Michelle Obama live streams whatever it is she's doing that day. I'd much rather watch that. I don't care what it is.
ADHD strikes again. What have I missed?
I just have to remember that when I want to doomscroll, to look for the butterfly and click that one.
I just have to remember that when I want to doomscroll, to look for the butterfly and click that one.
January 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ADHD strikes again. What have I missed?
I just have to remember that when I want to doomscroll, to look for the butterfly and click that one.
I just have to remember that when I want to doomscroll, to look for the butterfly and click that one.
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Without Mel Brooks hiring Lynch to make THE ELEPHANT MAN — on the strength of ERASERHEAD alone — he is very likely just a guy who made a weird film at AFI. That whole filmography you love doesn’t happen.
We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.
We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.
January 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Without Mel Brooks hiring Lynch to make THE ELEPHANT MAN — on the strength of ERASERHEAD alone — he is very likely just a guy who made a weird film at AFI. That whole filmography you love doesn’t happen.
We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.
We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.
I dont need no top lists of 2024. I was there. I saw things. I know what I liked and what I didn't.
December 31, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I dont need no top lists of 2024. I was there. I saw things. I know what I liked and what I didn't.
I guess when you post this on threads it gets flagged 🤷♂️
If you struggle with ADHD like I do, what helps me on my days off is getting up and getting dressed like I'm going to work. Once I get momentum, it's easier to keep it going.
December 30, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I guess when you post this on threads it gets flagged 🤷♂️
If you struggle with ADHD like I do, what helps me on my days off is getting up and getting dressed like I'm going to work. Once I get momentum, it's easier to keep it going.
December 30, 2024 at 10:55 PM
If you struggle with ADHD like I do, what helps me on my days off is getting up and getting dressed like I'm going to work. Once I get momentum, it's easier to keep it going.
If I die suddenly, I'm going to need someone to remind my cats, on a daily basis, that they are stinky and smelly.
December 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
If I die suddenly, I'm going to need someone to remind my cats, on a daily basis, that they are stinky and smelly.
Aw it me
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Aw it me
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I work at a game store and someone told me today that the word is that I'm the coolest shopkeep in town.
Which is nice but also I don't like having a rep I need to maintain.
Which is nice but also I don't like having a rep I need to maintain.
December 30, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I work at a game store and someone told me today that the word is that I'm the coolest shopkeep in town.
Which is nice but also I don't like having a rep I need to maintain.
Which is nice but also I don't like having a rep I need to maintain.
I regret how many times I didn't say "Please Dawn, it's Christmas" on Christmas day.
a man and two women are dancing in front of a christmas tree
ALT: a man and two women are dancing in front of a christmas tree
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December 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I regret how many times I didn't say "Please Dawn, it's Christmas" on Christmas day.
If you're throwing a party for New Years, it'd be helpful to include which pets you have in your invitation. More likely people will show up.
December 30, 2024 at 4:30 AM
If you're throwing a party for New Years, it'd be helpful to include which pets you have in your invitation. More likely people will show up.
Hey ADHD friends! What do you do to help stay on task with things? I've been fortunately getting more energy and motivation, but now I need help focusing it. Halp.
December 29, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Hey ADHD friends! What do you do to help stay on task with things? I've been fortunately getting more energy and motivation, but now I need help focusing it. Halp.