Erik Brewer
@brewfromthe512.bsky.social
Austin native randomly firing off the most basic takes imaginable
Texas Stars whipping some ass tonight
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Texas Stars whipping some ass tonight
I would hate to be an Aggie right now
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I would hate to be an Aggie right now
It’s great to be mad after a win again. Should of beat Vandy by 30 but a win is a win
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s great to be mad after a win again. Should of beat Vandy by 30 but a win is a win
Dear New Mexico:
a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dear New Mexico:
I forgot how much longer the weeks are in the fall between College Football Saturdays. I’m legit having withdrawals and it’s only Wednesday
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I forgot how much longer the weeks are in the fall between College Football Saturdays. I’m legit having withdrawals and it’s only Wednesday
If they need new ideas for torturing people they should consider replaying the same ads nonstop like they do on the MLB app radio broadcasts
August 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If they need new ideas for torturing people they should consider replaying the same ads nonstop like they do on the MLB app radio broadcasts
Only piece missing now is an MLB starter. If the #Astros have proven anything over the last decade is they can turn water into wine when it comes to pitchers, so just find someone to be the number 3 and we’re cooking with gas
July 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Only piece missing now is an MLB starter. If the #Astros have proven anything over the last decade is they can turn water into wine when it comes to pitchers, so just find someone to be the number 3 and we’re cooking with gas
People say Opening Day should be a national holiday, but after today I’m thinking it should actually be the trade deadline
July 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
People say Opening Day should be a national holiday, but after today I’m thinking it should actually be the trade deadline
Future scientists will study how this Astros roster managed to become the best team in baseball
July 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Future scientists will study how this Astros roster managed to become the best team in baseball
Legacy teams shouldn’t be allowed to do City Connect jerseys. These Dodgers jersey’s are an abomination compared to their traditional home unis
July 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Legacy teams shouldn’t be allowed to do City Connect jerseys. These Dodgers jersey’s are an abomination compared to their traditional home unis
Reposted by Erik Brewer
May 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have no idea how the Astros keep it up but hot damn am I grateful for taking 3 against the M’s
May 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have no idea how the Astros keep it up but hot damn am I grateful for taking 3 against the M’s
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a political decision unite Orangebloods quite like the proposed THC ban. Dan Patrick did the impossible
May 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a political decision unite Orangebloods quite like the proposed THC ban. Dan Patrick did the impossible
Wish they could’ve pushed Hunter Brown’s start a day so he didn’t have to suffer through these ticky tack wind-aided homers
May 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wish they could’ve pushed Hunter Brown’s start a day so he didn’t have to suffer through these ticky tack wind-aided homers
I think I could even steal a base on these Astros catchers
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think I could even steal a base on these Astros catchers
Inject this into my veins
May 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Inject this into my veins
Thanks MLB notification for ruining my day
April 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thanks MLB notification for ruining my day
Reposted by Erik Brewer
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
Reposted by Erik Brewer
It belongs in a museum
April 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It belongs in a museum
Juan Soto striking out to end the game was way more cathartic than I ever thought it would be
March 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Juan Soto striking out to end the game was way more cathartic than I ever thought it would be
Space City Home Network and all other Regional MLB networks can go to hell. It is beyond assine that I’m 2.5 hours away from Daikin Park and can’t watch the Astros on tv
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Space City Home Network and all other Regional MLB networks can go to hell. It is beyond assine that I’m 2.5 hours away from Daikin Park and can’t watch the Astros on tv
Reposted by Erik Brewer
these guys are such fucking losers
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
these guys are such fucking losers
Texas Stars games are so underrated. The environment is electric and the fans are passionate as all hell
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Texas Stars games are so underrated. The environment is electric and the fans are passionate as all hell