Erik Brewer
@brewfromthe512.bsky.social
Austin native randomly firing off the most basic takes imaginable
Texas Stars whipping some ass tonight
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Texas Stars whipping some ass tonight
I would hate to be an Aggie right now
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I would hate to be an Aggie right now
It’s great to be mad after a win again. Should of beat Vandy by 30 but a win is a win
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s great to be mad after a win again. Should of beat Vandy by 30 but a win is a win
Dear New Mexico:
a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dear New Mexico:
He had 3.03 yards per attempt and it somehow felt worse than that
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He had 3.03 yards per attempt and it somehow felt worse than that
I forgot how much longer the weeks are in the fall between College Football Saturdays. I’m legit having withdrawals and it’s only Wednesday
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I forgot how much longer the weeks are in the fall between College Football Saturdays. I’m legit having withdrawals and it’s only Wednesday
If they need new ideas for torturing people they should consider replaying the same ads nonstop like they do on the MLB app radio broadcasts
August 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If they need new ideas for torturing people they should consider replaying the same ads nonstop like they do on the MLB app radio broadcasts
Hope you’re right! We definitely stand to benefit more from dudes getting healthy than making trades
July 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hope you’re right! We definitely stand to benefit more from dudes getting healthy than making trades
Only piece missing now is an MLB starter. If the #Astros have proven anything over the last decade is they can turn water into wine when it comes to pitchers, so just find someone to be the number 3 and we’re cooking with gas
July 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Only piece missing now is an MLB starter. If the #Astros have proven anything over the last decade is they can turn water into wine when it comes to pitchers, so just find someone to be the number 3 and we’re cooking with gas
People say Opening Day should be a national holiday, but after today I’m thinking it should actually be the trade deadline
July 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
People say Opening Day should be a national holiday, but after today I’m thinking it should actually be the trade deadline
Future scientists will study how this Astros roster managed to become the best team in baseball
July 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Future scientists will study how this Astros roster managed to become the best team in baseball
Legacy teams shouldn’t be allowed to do City Connect jerseys. These Dodgers jersey’s are an abomination compared to their traditional home unis
July 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Legacy teams shouldn’t be allowed to do City Connect jerseys. These Dodgers jersey’s are an abomination compared to their traditional home unis
Such a bummer. It had to be done, but it’s a real shame he could never quite get it together
June 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Such a bummer. It had to be done, but it’s a real shame he could never quite get it together
Reposted by Erik Brewer
May 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s amazing what happens when the big bats actually deliver
May 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s amazing what happens when the big bats actually deliver
I have no idea how the Astros keep it up but hot damn am I grateful for taking 3 against the M’s
May 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have no idea how the Astros keep it up but hot damn am I grateful for taking 3 against the M’s
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a political decision unite Orangebloods quite like the proposed THC ban. Dan Patrick did the impossible
May 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a political decision unite Orangebloods quite like the proposed THC ban. Dan Patrick did the impossible
The man may have hated the idea of Austin being the state capitol, but his take on chili (and secession) make him a redeemable character in my book
May 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The man may have hated the idea of Austin being the state capitol, but his take on chili (and secession) make him a redeemable character in my book
Wish they could’ve pushed Hunter Brown’s start a day so he didn’t have to suffer through these ticky tack wind-aided homers
May 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wish they could’ve pushed Hunter Brown’s start a day so he didn’t have to suffer through these ticky tack wind-aided homers
I think I could even steal a base on these Astros catchers
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think I could even steal a base on these Astros catchers
At first glance it looks like birds are swarming downtown Houston
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At first glance it looks like birds are swarming downtown Houston
Inject this into my veins
May 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Inject this into my veins
It will be interesting to see how Mateer’s numbers fluctuate after a year in the SEC. Something tells me those rushing yards will be harder to come by against that brutal schedule
May 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It will be interesting to see how Mateer’s numbers fluctuate after a year in the SEC. Something tells me those rushing yards will be harder to come by against that brutal schedule