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Bret Taylor
@bretinvancouver.bsky.social
· Mar 10
This post has been a long time in the making. I started this chopper painting in 2023, with not much idea of where I was gonna go with it.
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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the vancouver canucks are not good
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the vancouver canucks are not good
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
First rum & eggnog of the season. Cheers.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
First rum & eggnog of the season. Cheers.
What's for dinner?!
but when the day is done and the sun goes down
and the moonlight's shining through
(oo-oo-ooh)
then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
i'll come crawling on back to you
and the moonlight's shining through
(oo-oo-ooh)
then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
i'll come crawling on back to you
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What's for dinner?!
The ACME portable hole.
(Shut up, perverts.)
(Shut up, perverts.)
If you were not allowed to choose the giant mallet or an anvil, what ACME corp product would be your favorite?
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The ACME portable hole.
(Shut up, perverts.)
(Shut up, perverts.)
Turn up the car radio,
I picture us dancing slow,
With the lights down low,
And I’m holding you,
Aw, it feels alright.
It should be this way every night.
I picture us dancing slow,
With the lights down low,
And I’m holding you,
Aw, it feels alright.
It should be this way every night.
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Turn up the car radio,
I picture us dancing slow,
With the lights down low,
And I’m holding you,
Aw, it feels alright.
It should be this way every night.
I picture us dancing slow,
With the lights down low,
And I’m holding you,
Aw, it feels alright.
It should be this way every night.
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Choose your bubba
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Choose your bubba
Got the vaccine double shot yesterday. No significant symptoms until I went to bed last night, and then my body heat woke me up every hour till morning.
A bit frazzled today.
A bit frazzled today.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got the vaccine double shot yesterday. No significant symptoms until I went to bed last night, and then my body heat woke me up every hour till morning.
A bit frazzled today.
A bit frazzled today.
I got a new hoodie recently, and the hood part is fuckin' enormous. I could live in that thing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I got a new hoodie recently, and the hood part is fuckin' enormous. I could live in that thing.
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
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Nov. 8, 1971: Led Zeppelin released their untitled 4th album, a.k.a. “IV.”
No title, just four symbols and pure rock perfection — “Black Dog,” “Rock and Roll,” and of course, “Stairway to Heaven.” 🎸
No title, just four symbols and pure rock perfection — “Black Dog,” “Rock and Roll,” and of course, “Stairway to Heaven.” 🎸
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nov. 8, 1971: Led Zeppelin released their untitled 4th album, a.k.a. “IV.”
No title, just four symbols and pure rock perfection — “Black Dog,” “Rock and Roll,” and of course, “Stairway to Heaven.” 🎸
No title, just four symbols and pure rock perfection — “Black Dog,” “Rock and Roll,” and of course, “Stairway to Heaven.” 🎸
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Considering there is a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to correctly do every single task on earth, you would think we would be living in a golden age of human competence. However I am starting to worry that this is not the case
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Considering there is a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to correctly do every single task on earth, you would think we would be living in a golden age of human competence. However I am starting to worry that this is not the case
4 songs in, and so far this album is fucking excellent.
Everybody Scream
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
4 songs in, and so far this album is fucking excellent.
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
The moon broke through for a few minutes earlier and then disappeared again.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The moon broke through for a few minutes earlier and then disappeared again.