Brandi
@branid.bsky.social
I am a bi woman racially and sexually. No business inquiries please.
you're in her dms I'm on the Wikipedia page for deviled egg
we have much more in common than u might suspect
we have much more in common than u might suspect
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
you're in her dms I'm on the Wikipedia page for deviled egg
we have much more in common than u might suspect
we have much more in common than u might suspect
That guy is huge I bet he could pick up a honeycrisp apple with one hand
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That guy is huge I bet he could pick up a honeycrisp apple with one hand
theres not enough glic in this.
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
theres not enough glic in this.
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
i should be allowed to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit because i was born in the Great Plains it is instinctual for me to go fast so that i may move swiftly through the grasses 2 avoid predators
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i should be allowed to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit because i was born in the Great Plains it is instinctual for me to go fast so that i may move swiftly through the grasses 2 avoid predators
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first day in hell: “guys, guys, he WANTS us fighting each other”
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
first day in hell: “guys, guys, he WANTS us fighting each other”
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it’s Giving Tree
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
it’s Giving Tree
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Sherlock Holmes: “and this here—AH! Just as I suspected. A labubu.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sherlock Holmes: “and this here—AH! Just as I suspected. A labubu.”
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*walking in almost a year late* “yeah, Drake, and aNOTHER THING”
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
*walking in almost a year late* “yeah, Drake, and aNOTHER THING”
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an elephant never forgets and a hippo never forgives
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
an elephant never forgets and a hippo never forgives
@fdsy.bsky.social white people love to name their dogs things like Whiskey and Gun
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@fdsy.bsky.social white people love to name their dogs things like Whiskey and Gun
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you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
I’m inventing a new purgatory where it’s grocery shopping and you kind of have to pee a little bit #mypurgatory
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m inventing a new purgatory where it’s grocery shopping and you kind of have to pee a little bit #mypurgatory
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My liege, this “sketch” is clearly improvised…
October 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My liege, this “sketch” is clearly improvised…
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Work a day in your life and you'll never like anything else again
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Work a day in your life and you'll never like anything else again
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What's the matter Batman? Unable to do a simple backside 360 heelflip into a halfcab?
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What's the matter Batman? Unable to do a simple backside 360 heelflip into a halfcab?
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes! Tea boots on the house, mama
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yes! Tea boots on the house, mama
my 10 pound house cat with the prey drive of a starving Siberian tiger
August 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
my 10 pound house cat with the prey drive of a starving Siberian tiger
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
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August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM