Brandi
@branid.bsky.social
I am a bi woman racially and sexually. No business inquiries please.
That’s right. We’re siblings. You and I have the same father. My mother is Chris Fleming though.
January 22, 2026 at 7:39 AM
That’s right. We’re siblings. You and I have the same father. My mother is Chris Fleming though.
Step 1 of my 16 step plan to heal the planet: Invent weed for babies.
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Step 1 of my 16 step plan to heal the planet: Invent weed for babies.
This iOS update is trying to normalize the feel of AI features so people will stop turning them off 😐
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
This iOS update is trying to normalize the feel of AI features so people will stop turning them off 😐
One day you are relaxing on the couch catching up on season one of the Fallout TV show and the next day you’re being colonized by the white man
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
One day you are relaxing on the couch catching up on season one of the Fallout TV show and the next day you’re being colonized by the white man
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a human is just a jailbroken monkey
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
a human is just a jailbroken monkey
Sometimes I lie on accident because I was just talking too much and saying whatever sounded right in my heart and I am getting scared that I may be an LLM
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes I lie on accident because I was just talking too much and saying whatever sounded right in my heart and I am getting scared that I may be an LLM
Taking women’s studies cause I assume it will be an easy A for me like when someone who is already a bilingual latinix takes Spanish
December 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Taking women’s studies cause I assume it will be an easy A for me like when someone who is already a bilingual latinix takes Spanish
I'm so hungry I could eat 2-4 human corneas
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat 2-4 human corneas
I heard god forbade white boys from catching a vibe??...did you guys hear about this?????
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I heard god forbade white boys from catching a vibe??...did you guys hear about this?????
you're in her dms I'm on the Wikipedia page for deviled egg
we have much more in common than u might suspect
we have much more in common than u might suspect
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
you're in her dms I'm on the Wikipedia page for deviled egg
we have much more in common than u might suspect
we have much more in common than u might suspect
That guy is huge I bet he could pick up a honeycrisp apple with one hand
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That guy is huge I bet he could pick up a honeycrisp apple with one hand
theres not enough glic in this.
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
theres not enough glic in this.
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
(glic is what I call garlic to save time)
i should be allowed to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit because i was born in the Great Plains it is instinctual for me to go fast so that i may move swiftly through the grasses 2 avoid predators
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i should be allowed to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit because i was born in the Great Plains it is instinctual for me to go fast so that i may move swiftly through the grasses 2 avoid predators
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first day in hell: “guys, guys, he WANTS us fighting each other”
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
first day in hell: “guys, guys, he WANTS us fighting each other”
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it’s Giving Tree
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
it’s Giving Tree
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Sherlock Holmes: “and this here—AH! Just as I suspected. A labubu.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sherlock Holmes: “and this here—AH! Just as I suspected. A labubu.”
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*walking in almost a year late* “yeah, Drake, and aNOTHER THING”
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
*walking in almost a year late* “yeah, Drake, and aNOTHER THING”
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an elephant never forgets and a hippo never forgives
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
an elephant never forgets and a hippo never forgives
@fdsy.bsky.social white people love to name their dogs things like Whiskey and Gun
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@fdsy.bsky.social white people love to name their dogs things like Whiskey and Gun
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you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
I’m inventing a new purgatory where it’s grocery shopping and you kind of have to pee a little bit #mypurgatory
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m inventing a new purgatory where it’s grocery shopping and you kind of have to pee a little bit #mypurgatory
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My liege, this “sketch” is clearly improvised…
October 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My liege, this “sketch” is clearly improvised…
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Work a day in your life and you'll never like anything else again
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Work a day in your life and you'll never like anything else again
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What's the matter Batman? Unable to do a simple backside 360 heelflip into a halfcab?
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What's the matter Batman? Unable to do a simple backside 360 heelflip into a halfcab?
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA