Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸
@bramblefroggy.bsky.social
King of the frogs of Bramble Lake and the toads of Bitterbingle Bog / Keebler hunter extrodinare / (heehoo/him)
Bramble Frogsfriend, MBA
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bramble Frogsfriend, MBA
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Our friend Peters' Stubfoot Toad was once very common in the mountains of Ecuador but was last recorded in the wild in 1996 and is likely extinct. They were named after American zoologist James A. Peters after he first reported them as a new species in 1962! (photo by Felipe Campos)
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Our friend Peters' Stubfoot Toad was once very common in the mountains of Ecuador but was last recorded in the wild in 1996 and is likely extinct. They were named after American zoologist James A. Peters after he first reported them as a new species in 1962! (photo by Felipe Campos)
I have outlived the funkopop plague
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have outlived the funkopop plague
Fuck | Marry | Kill
You must choose
1. Larburt the Trousers-Shitter
2. Gneebler Cornerfucker
3. Krinkle Loadsly of Largeload
You must choose
1. Larburt the Trousers-Shitter
2. Gneebler Cornerfucker
3. Krinkle Loadsly of Largeload
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fuck | Marry | Kill
You must choose
1. Larburt the Trousers-Shitter
2. Gneebler Cornerfucker
3. Krinkle Loadsly of Largeload
You must choose
1. Larburt the Trousers-Shitter
2. Gneebler Cornerfucker
3. Krinkle Loadsly of Largeload
Fuck my big chungus life (optimistically)
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fuck my big chungus life (optimistically)
I might be the Curtis Sliwa of Gonna Twitter
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I might be the Curtis Sliwa of Gonna Twitter
They gave me my own parking spot :)
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They gave me my own parking spot :)
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June 10th, 1789. Every Frog farm in France is infiltrated overnight by Gnomes. Who release and free every bit of livestock being raised for slaughter.
July 14th, 1789. A starving Parisian mob storms the Bastille. Kicking off the French Revolution against its Monarchy.
July 14th, 1789. A starving Parisian mob storms the Bastille. Kicking off the French Revolution against its Monarchy.
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
June 10th, 1789. Every Frog farm in France is infiltrated overnight by Gnomes. Who release and free every bit of livestock being raised for slaughter.
July 14th, 1789. A starving Parisian mob storms the Bastille. Kicking off the French Revolution against its Monarchy.
July 14th, 1789. A starving Parisian mob storms the Bastille. Kicking off the French Revolution against its Monarchy.
Holy shit I don't remember fathering this frog
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Holy shit I don't remember fathering this frog
I'm going to bite your leg
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm going to bite your leg
My hovel is flooded with goo today
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My hovel is flooded with goo today
Average Bramble Lake political ad:
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Average Bramble Lake political ad:
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I've never once met a person who was "worthless" or "unimportant".
Every stream and spring, no matter how small, feeds and directs the river.
Every stream and spring, no matter how small, feeds and directs the river.
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I've never once met a person who was "worthless" or "unimportant".
Every stream and spring, no matter how small, feeds and directs the river.
Every stream and spring, no matter how small, feeds and directs the river.
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The kids are calling him "Pibble", and he's demanding everyone "wash his belly".
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The kids are calling him "Pibble", and he's demanding everyone "wash his belly".
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Smoked gnomish weed and got so high I learned to teleport
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Smoked gnomish weed and got so high I learned to teleport
Owwww my loins ache
October 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Owwww my loins ache
Fat fucking Hobbits ate my lunch for today and called it "elevensies" and now I have to wait until 7 PM to eat again
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fat fucking Hobbits ate my lunch for today and called it "elevensies" and now I have to wait until 7 PM to eat again
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Restin'..
September 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Restin'..
All I've ever wanted was a lil guy like this fella
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
All I've ever wanted was a lil guy like this fella
Ahh, Autumn. The crisp air & fall colors make me crave a Blumpkin Fappaccino.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ahh, Autumn. The crisp air & fall colors make me crave a Blumpkin Fappaccino.
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The shrine.
September 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The shrine.
Slapping my rump and howling with despair and agony
September 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Slapping my rump and howling with despair and agony
The name "Weevil" should've been used on a mammal or something, not a snouty beetle
September 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The name "Weevil" should've been used on a mammal or something, not a snouty beetle