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Boymeat
@boyfurkey.bsky.social
Just a Sasuke looking for my Naruto
my favorite joke about being bisexual is that I've fucked twice as many Sams and Chrises as the rest of you
October 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i can't look at gay porn on here anymore?? might stop logging on, that was legit 60-70 percent of the draw for me
September 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Irvine, CA. imagine a whole city with no sidewalks because poors use those, ew. godforsaken place.
What’s the worst city you’ve visited?

I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
craven need to kiss the side of someone's neck affectionately
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i was telling my brother about reading moby dick and he said "i love when moby dick said 'its mobin time' and dicked all over the place" and i busted up
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
also spent some good amount of time walking around town, smoking cigs with my buddy on his stoop and just enjoying the weather. great way to spend an afternoon, i highly recommend it
September 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i just saw a theater release of A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) and can i just say that shit ruled so hard Hong Kong action movies whip, they're showing the sequels next month and I am pumped
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
really starting to seem like i need to sew some ir reflective fabric into my hats and coat collars
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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okay got it. easy. fuck the calfskin wallet, kill the wasp crawling on my arm while i’m watching television, marry the tortoise laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without my help
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
the way this evangelion podcaster just said the word "mother" made the queer meaning of the term smash into the eva themes of it like a train crash
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
talking to a girl who said she was trying to "get a pain kink" because it "seems useful"
September 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i am gods strongest soldier (still horny while having a migraine)
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ready to start dating and Meeting People, time to get on linked in
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
think i gotta get rid of half of my clothes so that i can't possibly be trapped folding laundry for more than an hour. folding laundry is a waste of my one precious life
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
yinzing escalating, i use yinzer like Oklahomans use allyall. you can't stop me
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
howdy yinz
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
strongly considering becoming someone who says yinz, just to throw them off my trail
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
equinox hit, need to put all my outlet timers back in to stave off the seasonal depression for another few weeks
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
nothing makes me feel more like a childless father of three than getting out my drill to find studs. exploratory drilling. drill baby drill. channeling my inner geophysicist.
September 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
moby dick rules, this book is like a hundred years old but Ishmael is a histrionic gay hunk who lives outside of time
September 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i love how clean my electric toothbrush gets my teeth but sometimes it does feel like grinding a vibrator all over my mouth and directly into my skull. gives me full body shudders like an evil version of asmr
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
suburbia is really isolating if you're not a child or a parent?
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i live in suburbia now so the only things to climb and smoke cigarettes on top of are like.jungle gyms. need an unfenced storage warehouse with roof access if i hop on the dumpster
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM