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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is the worst quarter of football I’ve ever seen. Spain doesn’t deserve this.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PSA: Trump was supposed to say “I, state your name”… It was a mass swearing in ceremony.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Baseball? Or are we at HAUNTED Baseball?!?
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. BASEBALL!
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think his foot was on backwards?
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did John Wayne Gacy exist in the Ferris Bueller cinematic universe?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Yes
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">No

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October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I say this without hesitation, that watching Dave bowl at 12:30 in the afternoon on a workday was the highlight of my life
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Congrats to team Jeffrey Dahmer on defeating team John Wayne Gacy
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
MENDOZZZZZZAAAA
a cartoon character is holding a fork in front of a plate of food
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a fork in front of a plate of food
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October 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Really love the fact that Mikey Day is going to be the Bob Barker of my kids generation
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I got stung by a wasp BETWEEN MY TOES ON THE TOP OF MY FOOT seven hours ago and I’m ready for amputation
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That Arizona Cardinals loss was product placement for Hulu’s Chad Powers
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Public errand runners is actually a really great idea for government
"In some places, French postal workers now pick up prescriptions, return library books, and deliver flowers. Last year, only twenty eight per cent of La Poste’s revenue came from sending mail."

Services can evolve in positive ways to meet new and growing needs.
For those who wonder what a modern postal service could look like, one example is in France, where letter carriers provide check-ins on the elderly for very affordable rates, while completing their routes.

I encourage everyone to read the whole thing

#CanadaPost

www.newyorker.com/culture/anna...
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tua plays QB like he’s ashamed to be left handed, as he should be
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
With Robert Redford’s passing, I am once again calling for a Spy Game sequel where Brad Pitt plays the handler
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I mean… he’s still going to suck regardless
August 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shout out to guys. Guys rule.
September 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure this was a parks n rec prediction @kentremendous.bsky.social
If we're gonna have a second amendment it should be legal to open fire on drones that fly over your home below a certain altitude
The FAA will now let commercial drones fly beyond the operator’s line of sight.

The move will "unleash American drone dominance," Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said.

As a result, Duffy said, " You may get a Starbucks cup of coffee from a drone."
August 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@ianfroeb.bsky.social hey so since google basically doesn’t exist anymore, I figured I’d ask you directly: what are the best couple rooftop dining option in St. Louis these days?
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve said “It’s too hot” in his voice 2,000 times this summer
Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
July 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
RIP Ryno. We need more baseball players that look like they tried to build their own deck but got too drunk and fucked it up and had to hire a contractor and their wife never let them hear the end of it
July 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I had a Time Machine, I wouldn’t kill baby Miles Mikolas… but I’d rough him up a bit #stlcards
July 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM