Borland
@borland73.bsky.social
Human. Hoping for a better future for us all and not that hopeful about our chances.
I don't want to get blocked,but fuck you, Drake isn't Canada, at least invoke Bieber who is so much worse.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don't want to get blocked,but fuck you, Drake isn't Canada, at least invoke Bieber who is so much worse.
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I know, he claims Atlanta and Houston too... what're u gonna do? Drake be cray
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I know, he claims Atlanta and Houston too... what're u gonna do? Drake be cray
If you thought you saw someone stealing food, you didn't. Go buy some tampons for your local food pantry.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you thought you saw someone stealing food, you didn't. Go buy some tampons for your local food pantry.
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Expanding Cutting's Maxim to encompass all foodstuffs
If you se someone stealing baby formula, you have a moral imperative to make a big messy scene somewhere else in the store to distract the staff.
Slip and fall. Start singing. Get creative.
Slip and fall. Start singing. Get creative.
a store aisle with a sign that says make good things happen
ALT: a store aisle with a sign that says make good things happen
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Expanding Cutting's Maxim to encompass all foodstuffs
He can claim whatever he wants, but that doesn't make it so. Apologies
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He can claim whatever he wants, but that doesn't make it so. Apologies
No. Drake is not Toronto. Sorry.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No. Drake is not Toronto. Sorry.
He really would have.
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He really would have.
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He's not a governor. Dipshit. That's not a cop, that's the gestapo. Know better do better.
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
He's not a governor. Dipshit. That's not a cop, that's the gestapo. Know better do better.