smoltwnwitch
@borklazer5ever.bsky.social
fka krit | wannabe dinosaur | what the fuck is a soshe mead anymore
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I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
October 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
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its so interesting how vaccuous this nostalgia is. like they dont even know what to be nostalgic *for* — yolo hats? monster energy? walmart? teen wolf? just endless products that exist as symbols of consumption
October 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
its so interesting how vaccuous this nostalgia is. like they dont even know what to be nostalgic *for* — yolo hats? monster energy? walmart? teen wolf? just endless products that exist as symbols of consumption
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america's awful medical system got tricked by a con artist into giving people high grade narcotics to treat sore elbows so now you have to have a gunshot wound to be given something stronger than tylenol
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
america's awful medical system got tricked by a con artist into giving people high grade narcotics to treat sore elbows so now you have to have a gunshot wound to be given something stronger than tylenol
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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When I was a kid I thought Nightmare was the coolest fighting game character there ever was until this dude dropped and I learned what aura was...
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When I was a kid I thought Nightmare was the coolest fighting game character there ever was until this dude dropped and I learned what aura was...
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September 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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“Here’s the image encompassing the crushing feeling of constant consolidation and the contraction of our lives and industry, boss, just like you wanted.”
Has it really been 20 years since the Bandai Namco merger?!
Official news page (JP): www.bandainamco.co.jp/about/20than...
Official news page (JP): www.bandainamco.co.jp/about/20than...
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Here’s the image encompassing the crushing feeling of constant consolidation and the contraction of our lives and industry, boss, just like you wanted.”
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Did I mention screw Nintendo?
Because screw Nintendo.
At the very least, skip to 53:22.
Because screw Nintendo.
At the very least, skip to 53:22.
Stop Defending Nintendo
YouTube video by XanderJ
www.youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Did I mention screw Nintendo?
Because screw Nintendo.
At the very least, skip to 53:22.
Because screw Nintendo.
At the very least, skip to 53:22.
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lmao down to the last 16 mins and BLAM
we are going for another 30 hours.
oh we've beaten blasphemous and warioland 2.
drink lots of water
stop by and say hi
twitch.tv/serfins
DONT FORGET IM HERE FOREVER
we are going for another 30 hours.
oh we've beaten blasphemous and warioland 2.
drink lots of water
stop by and say hi
twitch.tv/serfins
DONT FORGET IM HERE FOREVER
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
lmao down to the last 16 mins and BLAM
we are going for another 30 hours.
oh we've beaten blasphemous and warioland 2.
drink lots of water
stop by and say hi
twitch.tv/serfins
DONT FORGET IM HERE FOREVER
we are going for another 30 hours.
oh we've beaten blasphemous and warioland 2.
drink lots of water
stop by and say hi
twitch.tv/serfins
DONT FORGET IM HERE FOREVER
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Vanessa Lewis / Virtua Fighter R.E.V.O.
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Vanessa Lewis / Virtua Fighter R.E.V.O.
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I can hear Coach McGuirk's long explanation of how FirePro is a wrestling game but not like any of the ones Brendan would be familiar with in my mind.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QmZ... i forgot i wasn't able to show this slideshow tribute to my lost fire pro save file due to an internet connection issue at the time. so i just uploaded it
Requiem for My Fire Pro World Save File
YouTube video by Melly's grab bag channel
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I can hear Coach McGuirk's long explanation of how FirePro is a wrestling game but not like any of the ones Brendan would be familiar with in my mind.
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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''now he thinks im gonna jum- never mind''
September 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
''now he thinks im gonna jum- never mind''
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“We aren’t using AI… We’re just abusing our employees! (who might still be using AI)”
is quite the answer to go with.
is quite the answer to go with.
September 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“We aren’t using AI… We’re just abusing our employees! (who might still be using AI)”
is quite the answer to go with.
is quite the answer to go with.
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Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.
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Reasons You're Getting Blocked, free edition:
Your profile info is nothing but a screed;
You have 5 followers but are following 9,402;
Profile + banner are blank and 30 reposts down there's still not a salient post from yourself;
Thought you'd make a comment on my post at my expense;
American flag.
Your profile info is nothing but a screed;
You have 5 followers but are following 9,402;
Profile + banner are blank and 30 reposts down there's still not a salient post from yourself;
Thought you'd make a comment on my post at my expense;
American flag.
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reasons You're Getting Blocked, free edition:
Your profile info is nothing but a screed;
You have 5 followers but are following 9,402;
Profile + banner are blank and 30 reposts down there's still not a salient post from yourself;
Thought you'd make a comment on my post at my expense;
American flag.
Your profile info is nothing but a screed;
You have 5 followers but are following 9,402;
Profile + banner are blank and 30 reposts down there's still not a salient post from yourself;
Thought you'd make a comment on my post at my expense;
American flag.
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I went to the, quite strange, Osaka Expo 2025, and made a video about it! You legally have to watch it because you follow me on the internet youtu.be/D10S6G1InXg?...
The Japan World's Fair Is Kinda Bad (But That's Okay)
YouTube video by Big Joel
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I went to the, quite strange, Osaka Expo 2025, and made a video about it! You legally have to watch it because you follow me on the internet youtu.be/D10S6G1InXg?...
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Bro the ace attorney game I’m playing just threw out the phrase ‘lawyerly chicanery‘
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bro the ace attorney game I’m playing just threw out the phrase ‘lawyerly chicanery‘
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Existential Dredd “AM I THE LAW?”
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Existential Dredd “AM I THE LAW?”
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It's a national holiday, STREET SHARKS DAY!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's a national holiday, STREET SHARKS DAY!!!!