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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
If a president wants to suck another president’s dick that’s none of my business. What is my business is how much it’s costing the American taxpayer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If a president wants to suck another president’s dick that’s none of my business. What is my business is how much it’s costing the American taxpayer.
There is nothing braver than sucking Robert Kennedy Jr’s dick it’s like drinking from the Ganges
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There is nothing braver than sucking Robert Kennedy Jr’s dick it’s like drinking from the Ganges
NYT OPINION COLUMN: Come On, These Guys Were Just Blowing Off Some Steam
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
NYT OPINION COLUMN: Come On, These Guys Were Just Blowing Off Some Steam
The government wanted my sperm to create more white babies but I drank a glass of green food coloring and one of their “breeding hags” gave birth to a weak and annoying Hulk-like creature.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The government wanted my sperm to create more white babies but I drank a glass of green food coloring and one of their “breeding hags” gave birth to a weak and annoying Hulk-like creature.
I don’t understand why you aren’t allowed to say that Stephen Miller should be dragged into the street and slaughtered like a hog but you’re still allowed to say that Back to the Future is a good movie.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I don’t understand why you aren’t allowed to say that Stephen Miller should be dragged into the street and slaughtered like a hog but you’re still allowed to say that Back to the Future is a good movie.
Got kicked out of r/dragons for saying the Chinese kind of dragon is sexier than the Game of Thrones kind of dragon.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Got kicked out of r/dragons for saying the Chinese kind of dragon is sexier than the Game of Thrones kind of dragon.
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nearly a century later, the famous Odessa Steps sequence from Battleship Potemkin is still being referenced by clumsy mothers everywhere
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
nearly a century later, the famous Odessa Steps sequence from Battleship Potemkin is still being referenced by clumsy mothers everywhere
While you all are sitting there with your nice safe cushy lives I’m out here in the streets being prone to mishaps.
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
While you all are sitting there with your nice safe cushy lives I’m out here in the streets being prone to mishaps.
Buying a bunch of AI accounts to spam post that my cat has never done anything wrong and evidence to the contrary has been manufactured by her enemies.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Buying a bunch of AI accounts to spam post that my cat has never done anything wrong and evidence to the contrary has been manufactured by her enemies.
Now that they have killed woke I’m breaking out my most racially insensitive Halloween costume (Indian Samurai)
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now that they have killed woke I’m breaking out my most racially insensitive Halloween costume (Indian Samurai)
REPORTER: Let’s talk about the tattoo
ME: Look I was young and stupid. I didn’t understand what it was about
REPORTER: But you know what it stands for today
ME: You need to understand that this was long before the Mookie Betts trade
REPORTER: Why is that B still on your back?
ME: We’re done here
ME: Look I was young and stupid. I didn’t understand what it was about
REPORTER: But you know what it stands for today
ME: You need to understand that this was long before the Mookie Betts trade
REPORTER: Why is that B still on your back?
ME: We’re done here
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
REPORTER: Let’s talk about the tattoo
ME: Look I was young and stupid. I didn’t understand what it was about
REPORTER: But you know what it stands for today
ME: You need to understand that this was long before the Mookie Betts trade
REPORTER: Why is that B still on your back?
ME: We’re done here
ME: Look I was young and stupid. I didn’t understand what it was about
REPORTER: But you know what it stands for today
ME: You need to understand that this was long before the Mookie Betts trade
REPORTER: Why is that B still on your back?
ME: We’re done here
I can’t throw away my Brillo pads in the regular trash because RFK Jr keeps digging through it looking for “the good burgers, the sharp soapy meat”
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t throw away my Brillo pads in the regular trash because RFK Jr keeps digging through it looking for “the good burgers, the sharp soapy meat”
I think we can all agree that the real heroes today were the police, who instead of beating protestors decided to treat it like any other day and stay on their phones.
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I think we can all agree that the real heroes today were the police, who instead of beating protestors decided to treat it like any other day and stay on their phones.
Going to the Witch Barn to pick up some more witches.
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Going to the Witch Barn to pick up some more witches.
If you are going to the protests tomorrow I *BEG* you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not get your dick out. While you may consider it helpful it makes you a target. Be safe.
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you are going to the protests tomorrow I *BEG* you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not get your dick out. While you may consider it helpful it makes you a target. Be safe.
Creating an existential crisis for Italians by threatening to tear down every Columbus statue and replace them with statues of the Virgin Mary.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Creating an existential crisis for Italians by threatening to tear down every Columbus statue and replace them with statues of the Virgin Mary.
Happy Indigenous People’s Day to all the crying Italians out there
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy Indigenous People’s Day to all the crying Italians out there
The only teens we have left are in their 30s and 40s
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The only teens we have left are in their 30s and 40s
Product idea: Friendship for Men. Little box with a friend inside it for the guys. Small man who asks you what the scores are. Little buddy who tells you when your wife is coming home. A tiny guy who says “AC/DC was much better with Bon Scott” when you ask “what was I talking about again?”
October 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Product idea: Friendship for Men. Little box with a friend inside it for the guys. Small man who asks you what the scores are. Little buddy who tells you when your wife is coming home. A tiny guy who says “AC/DC was much better with Bon Scott” when you ask “what was I talking about again?”
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RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
Kimmy Schmidt got in trouble for winning the perfect white girl award but now she plays Kohl’s Mom in commercials which is the adult version of that award.
October 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Kimmy Schmidt got in trouble for winning the perfect white girl award but now she plays Kohl’s Mom in commercials which is the adult version of that award.
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-What should we name our series?
-I could not possibly give less of a fuck.
-How about... Doc?
-I do not care.
-I could not possibly give less of a fuck.
-How about... Doc?
-I do not care.
October 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
-What should we name our series?
-I could not possibly give less of a fuck.
-How about... Doc?
-I do not care.
-I could not possibly give less of a fuck.
-How about... Doc?
-I do not care.
You will be able to tell when computers are fully sentient because when you jack off on them they will shrug towards the camera and say “it’s a living.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You will be able to tell when computers are fully sentient because when you jack off on them they will shrug towards the camera and say “it’s a living.”
Inventing a tampon that dings when it’s full.
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Inventing a tampon that dings when it’s full.