Mami Wata 🧜🏾‍♀️💋
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Mami Wata 🧜🏾‍♀️💋
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Be cool.
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1. Drink water this morning. Do that for your kidneys.

2. Eat at least an egg today. Do that for your brain.

3. Use your legs. Exercise. Take a walk. Do that for your heart.

4. Stay hydrated through today. Do that for your body.

5. Repost. Do that for others.
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio.

Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Support Us - Sesame Workshop
Individual donors and partners can have a major impact. Join Sesame Workshop’s Mission to Help Kids Everywhere Grow Smarter, Stronger, and Kinder.
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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UPDATE: Black Girl High Schoolers Who Found ‘Impossible’ Proof of Pythagorean Theorem Discover 9 More Solutions to it www.goodnewsnetwork.org/update-high-...
UPDATE: High Schoolers Who Found 'Impossible' Proof of Pythagorean Theorem Discover 9 More Solutions to it
Ne'Kiya Jackson and Calcea Johnson made national headlines, won their school a large grant, and were invited to publish papers.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I might be working from the bed today. I’m too cozy.
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.
December 14, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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"We kinda don’t need this vaccine any longer."
December 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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The millennial urge to leave early or not go at all.
December 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Hmm.
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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"We write to the Court on behalf of our client Shawn Carter on a matter of extraordinary and grave importance for the integrity of the proceedings in the above-captioned case," begins tonight's letter to the court from Jay-Z's lawyer Alex Spiro.
December 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
This is hilarious
Enron’s new CEO was hit with a pie in NYC
December 14, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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SOLANA!

They think you stupid.
December 10, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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So I get off my flight. Go to baggage claim. My bag is taking an extremely long time to come off the belt. Im looking at this one bag like.... That looks like mine but it's no fucking way.

It was my bag. 😭
December 6, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."
Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office
For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.
cbs12.com
December 8, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Day 8712 of my UHC case obsession:

The Monopoly money tho?! He planned for the backpack to be seized you think he wasn’t careful at Starbucks?!

The math ain’t mathing. I have a law degree from the university of Pope, Benson & Specter…and it’s not adding up.
December 9, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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When I have to buy olive oil
My face when I go into the kitchen and it's that time to re-up on them expensive ass groceries. 😭
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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I get emotional every time I see my Water Polo girls,,, but this was something special,,, They had me crying real tears for about 10 mins.

To get a Gold Medal clock by people who mean so much to me is the greatest Christmas present and gift in life. Thankx to Maggie Steffens and Ashleigh Johnson.🫶🏾
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.

Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Oh I thought this was a joke.

(What if he actually showed up?)
A UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-Bam
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
This shit my orthodontist put in my mouth today is killing me.

Ibuprofen barely even helped!
December 7, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I need to work on my posture when I’m seated at my desk all day. Any tips are welcome.
December 6, 2024 at 3:48 PM
My uterus is beating me up and making demands.

I need some sweets!
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM