Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov.bsky.social
one of the worst point guards to ever play in the NBA
he just fired me over zoom
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
he just fired me over zoom
sorry dude, can’t come out tonight. got a bunch of apps that need updating so i’m gonna have my hands full with that
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
sorry dude, can’t come out tonight. got a bunch of apps that need updating so i’m gonna have my hands full with that
Reposted by Bob Vulfov
"are you a leader or a follower" ummm i am both, depending on how The Fear manifests itself within me
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 AM
"are you a leader or a follower" ummm i am both, depending on how The Fear manifests itself within me
Reposted by Bob Vulfov
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
if my wife needs to leave the house to run errands, she leaves me with a chewy that i can gnaw on until her return
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
if my wife needs to leave the house to run errands, she leaves me with a chewy that i can gnaw on until her return
drake: file the lawsuit. his song caused me psychological harm
drake’s attorney: sir, i strongly advise against this
drake: (pouring pop rocks into his mouth) have you had this stuff? it’s crazy, a friend recently told me about it
drake’s attorney: sir, i strongly advise against this
drake: (pouring pop rocks into his mouth) have you had this stuff? it’s crazy, a friend recently told me about it
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
drake: file the lawsuit. his song caused me psychological harm
drake’s attorney: sir, i strongly advise against this
drake: (pouring pop rocks into his mouth) have you had this stuff? it’s crazy, a friend recently told me about it
drake’s attorney: sir, i strongly advise against this
drake: (pouring pop rocks into his mouth) have you had this stuff? it’s crazy, a friend recently told me about it
every linkedin post:
𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫
Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, Fᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ Rᴇɢɪᴍᴇ Oᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ Dᴇᴘᴛ., Bʟᴏᴏᴅʙᴀᴛʜ Dᴇғᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴs
Excited to announce my promotion! It’s been a journey of hard work, resilience, and coup project management. I’m eager to tackle this new challenge. No government is safe from me! #thankful
𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫
Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, Fᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ Rᴇɢɪᴍᴇ Oᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ Dᴇᴘᴛ., Bʟᴏᴏᴅʙᴀᴛʜ Dᴇғᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴs
Excited to announce my promotion! It’s been a journey of hard work, resilience, and coup project management. I’m eager to tackle this new challenge. No government is safe from me! #thankful
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
every linkedin post:
𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫
Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, Fᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ Rᴇɢɪᴍᴇ Oᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ Dᴇᴘᴛ., Bʟᴏᴏᴅʙᴀᴛʜ Dᴇғᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴs
Excited to announce my promotion! It’s been a journey of hard work, resilience, and coup project management. I’m eager to tackle this new challenge. No government is safe from me! #thankful
𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫
Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, Fᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ Rᴇɢɪᴍᴇ Oᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡ Dᴇᴘᴛ., Bʟᴏᴏᴅʙᴀᴛʜ Dᴇғᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴs
Excited to announce my promotion! It’s been a journey of hard work, resilience, and coup project management. I’m eager to tackle this new challenge. No government is safe from me! #thankful
(trying to connect with my wife’s coworkers at her work holiday party) i’ve had clairvoyant visions of this moment
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
(trying to connect with my wife’s coworkers at her work holiday party) i’ve had clairvoyant visions of this moment
all the fellas in Amphibian Chat absolutely roasting me for sending a photo of a mudskipper
“bro it’s a fish 😂”
“do you see moist permeable skin on that thing?? looks like fish scales to me lol”
“🙄 i must’ve missed the conference where they announced amphibians no longer go through metamorphosis”
“bro it’s a fish 😂”
“do you see moist permeable skin on that thing?? looks like fish scales to me lol”
“🙄 i must’ve missed the conference where they announced amphibians no longer go through metamorphosis”
November 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
all the fellas in Amphibian Chat absolutely roasting me for sending a photo of a mudskipper
“bro it’s a fish 😂”
“do you see moist permeable skin on that thing?? looks like fish scales to me lol”
“🙄 i must’ve missed the conference where they announced amphibians no longer go through metamorphosis”
“bro it’s a fish 😂”
“do you see moist permeable skin on that thing?? looks like fish scales to me lol”
“🙄 i must’ve missed the conference where they announced amphibians no longer go through metamorphosis”
blocked off all of 2025 in my calendar to fight in the teeth wars and throw fluoride grenades at RFK’s raw milk-fed HHS super soldiers
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
blocked off all of 2025 in my calendar to fight in the teeth wars and throw fluoride grenades at RFK’s raw milk-fed HHS super soldiers
Reposted by Bob Vulfov
[fascism ascending across the nation] time to take a gentlemanly two month break
The tax fight next year is going to be an absolute barn burner and it gives our side a perfect opportunity for moral and strategic clarity. They want to raise the price of stuff you buy and use your money to give more to corporations. Let’s keep it simple and let’s fight, after the holidays.
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 PM
[fascism ascending across the nation] time to take a gentlemanly two month break
really love my 9-5 job in the control room searching for jason bourne. haven’t found him yet after many years, but have full healthcare and dental coverage. tom (guy who says “jesus christ that’s jason bourne” when we briefly see him on the screens) brings in donuts every friday. we’re like a family
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 AM
really love my 9-5 job in the control room searching for jason bourne. haven’t found him yet after many years, but have full healthcare and dental coverage. tom (guy who says “jesus christ that’s jason bourne” when we briefly see him on the screens) brings in donuts every friday. we’re like a family
Reposted by Bob Vulfov
we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night
doing falconry with a trained seagull that brings me individual french fries
November 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
doing falconry with a trained seagull that brings me individual french fries
(anytime i have more than 2 errands to do) damn, my life is like uncut gems
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
(anytime i have more than 2 errands to do) damn, my life is like uncut gems
best thing about a snowy monday night football game is that i can finally contribute to the fantasy football group chat with deep insights such as:
“sure is snowy out there”
“how can they see in all that powder lol”
“the ball must be chilly”
“sure is snowy out there”
“how can they see in all that powder lol”
“the ball must be chilly”
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
best thing about a snowy monday night football game is that i can finally contribute to the fantasy football group chat with deep insights such as:
“sure is snowy out there”
“how can they see in all that powder lol”
“the ball must be chilly”
“sure is snowy out there”
“how can they see in all that powder lol”
“the ball must be chilly”
(first day in the Bane prison from dark knight rises) little dark in here huh fellas
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
(first day in the Bane prison from dark knight rises) little dark in here huh fellas